1 00:02:55,969 --> 00:02:57,803 Hold on. I gotta come up. 2 00:02:57,887 --> 00:03:00,139 I gotta take the world's biggest fucking piss. 3 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:01,974 We can't be late. 4 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:03,183 We won't! 5 00:03:26,457 --> 00:03:30,002 - Who's holding? - If you're not, then nobody. 6 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,712 We were kind of hoping you were. 7 00:03:31,796 --> 00:03:34,381 - Yeah. How are you not holding? - Jesus Christ, Shanna. 8 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:37,551 It is not my fucking job to supply y'all with weed when we go out. 9 00:03:37,635 --> 00:03:39,970 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little lady. 10 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,805 You're getting angry kind of quick, don't you think? 11 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:44,016 - I was just teasing you. - I'm not angry. 12 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:47,728 It just would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me all the fucking time, 13 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:50,230 and surprise me every once in a while with pot. 14 00:03:50,315 --> 00:03:53,734 Okay, mean girl in a high school movie. Are you through having a tantrum? 15 00:03:53,818 --> 00:03:56,028 - I'm not having a tantrum. - Yes, you are. 16 00:03:56,112 --> 00:03:59,112 You've been in the car all of two seconds, and you're already cursing at me. 17 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:04,745 - I am not cursing at you. - You said, "Jesus Christ, Shanna." 18 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,349 And then, before the sentence was over, 19 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:09,041 you threw a "fucking" in there to emphasize your "irritatance." 20 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:11,418 All right. Come on, guys. Don't fight. I'll pay for it when we get some. 21 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,212 It is not about the money. 22 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,547 It is about the pain in the ass of scoring. 23 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:18,425 And two: We're not really fighting. 24 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:21,553 Arlene, have you forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia's like? 25 00:04:21,638 --> 00:04:22,804 That wasn't a fight. 26 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:25,641 That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch, 27 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:29,770 and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time. 28 00:04:29,854 --> 00:04:32,439 That's how we tolerate each other after all these years. 29 00:04:32,523 --> 00:04:34,608 Oh, billboard. 30 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:39,988 So, what's the plan, man? 31 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:42,074 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's. 32 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:44,034 Did you call Rafael and tell him we're coming? 33 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,327 - Of course. - You're so good. 34 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:46,828 I know. 35 00:04:46,913 --> 00:04:49,623 Okay, is Christian Simonson gonna be there? 36 00:04:49,707 --> 00:04:51,917 You bet your ass he is. He's gonna be there with Jesse Letterman. 37 00:04:52,001 --> 00:04:55,003 Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town. 38 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:57,339 He's got a big thing for Julia. 39 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:59,383 If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me 40 00:04:59,384 --> 00:05:00,759 as opposed to disappearing for six months, 41 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,004 and he'd get his ass down here more often than he does, 42 00:05:03,054 --> 00:05:05,681 and on my birthday, give me a fucking phone call. 43 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:07,182 Oh, billboard. 44 00:05:14,399 --> 00:05:18,777 Yeah, but you get those legs of yours around him, and it's all over. 45 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,821 Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating his house in the hills 46 00:05:20,905 --> 00:05:23,615 that I am also living in, I'll let you know it worked. 47 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:27,286 So, margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's, touch base with Chris and Jesse, 48 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:30,580 tell them about later, and make damn sure they come. 49 00:05:30,665 --> 00:05:33,786 Those other guys will be waiting for us to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor. 50 00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:35,294 Oh, shit. 51 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:38,964 Speaking of which, what happened with you and Nate last night? 52 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:41,758 Well, you know, not mu... We just fucking met each other. 53 00:05:41,843 --> 00:05:45,163 I mean, if you don't bust their balls a little bit, they're never gonna respect you. 54 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,347 Okay, we're pretty clear on what it is you didn't do. 55 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:49,808 How about enlightening us on what it is you did do? 56 00:05:49,892 --> 00:05:51,601 Nothing to write home about. 57 00:05:51,686 --> 00:05:53,854 We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes. 58 00:05:53,938 --> 00:05:55,522 Dressed, half-dressed or naked? 59 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,065 Dressed. I said we made out. 60 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,900 We didn't do the thing. 61 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:02,154 Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing"? 62 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:04,031 You know, it's everything but. 63 00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:05,532 They call it "the thing"? 64 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,576 I call it "the thing." 65 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,369 Do guys like the thing? 66 00:06:09,454 --> 00:06:11,830 They like it better than no thing. 67 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:15,167 Okay, I wanna get back to what it is you did do. 68 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,336 So, you're making out on the couch with Nate, right? 69 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,420 - Correct. - Whose couch? 70 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:22,591 - His or the one in your hotel room? - What am I, stupid over here? Mine. 71 00:06:22,675 --> 00:06:24,343 Were you making out sitting up or lying down? 72 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:27,179 We started sitting up. We worked our way to lying down. 73 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:29,890 Mmm, the plot thickens. Who was on top? 74 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,351 I was straddling him. 75 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,436 - What else? - That was it. 76 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,772 So we made out for a little while on the couch, 77 00:06:36,856 --> 00:06:41,568 and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now, so it's time for you to leave." 78 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:44,196 And then he starts to whine, "Oh, right now?" 79 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:47,366 And I said, "Yep, right now. Let's go." 80 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,130 And he says, "well, wait. What about this?" 81 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,202 And I said, "No." 82 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:52,579 He said, "What do you mean, no? You don't even know what I'm gonna say." 83 00:06:52,663 --> 00:06:54,122 I said, "I already know what you're gonna say, 84 00:06:54,207 --> 00:06:55,499 and the answer's no." 85 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,417 He said, "How can you say you know what I'm gonna say?" 86 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:59,711 I said, "Because you're gonna say, 'let's just go to sleep together. 87 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:01,171 "'We don't gotta do nothing. 88 00:07:01,255 --> 00:07:05,175 "'Just cuddle, sleep next to each other, wake up in the morning together.' 89 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:08,220 No, you're gonna leave, but I'll see you tomorrow." 90 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:09,846 Yeah, fuck Nate. 91 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:11,014 I mean, he's cute and all, 92 00:07:11,099 --> 00:07:13,100 but Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her. 93 00:07:13,184 --> 00:07:17,687 - Jesse Letterman... - Remember, no hooking up tonight. 94 00:07:17,772 --> 00:07:21,066 You can hang out with him, you can make out with him, 95 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:26,530 but no hooking up with him, because we are driving to Lake LBJ tonight, 96 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,865 and my daddy's pretty clear about one thing. 97 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:33,829 He said, "I am letting you and your girlfriends stay at my lake house, 98 00:07:33,913 --> 00:07:37,874 not you and a bunch of horny boys trying to get their fuck on with my daughter." 99 00:07:37,959 --> 00:07:40,877 - Your dad talks like that? - Hell, yeah! 100 00:07:40,962 --> 00:07:42,671 It's not like he ain't gonna know, either, 101 00:07:42,755 --> 00:07:46,633 because when I'm staying at the lake house with my girlfriends in our bikinis, 102 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:50,303 Daddy just has a tendency to pop up and make sure we don't need anything. 103 00:07:52,265 --> 00:07:55,809 Look, he's totally harmless and cute as a bug's ear. 104 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,562 But, you know, when he's got a bunch of half-naked poontang 105 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,730 walking the floor of his lake house, 106 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:03,984 he just likes to pay us a visit and make sure we got everything we need. 107 00:08:04,068 --> 00:08:08,488 And if you flirt shamelessly with him, like the six-foot baby giraffe in the backseat, 108 00:08:08,573 --> 00:08:10,407 you got a puppy dog for life. 109 00:08:10,491 --> 00:08:12,284 I have my own relationship with Ben, 110 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,286 and you're just jealous 'cause it don't include you. 111 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:17,747 - You call her dad Ben? - I'm not a child. That's his name. 112 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:20,041 So when are the boys showing up? 113 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:22,294 They're gonna meet us at the Chili Parlor. 114 00:08:22,378 --> 00:08:23,670 Maybe they can bring some pot. 115 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:25,297 Fuck that. No. 116 00:08:25,381 --> 00:08:27,799 I don't wanna be either A, depending on their fucking ass, 117 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:29,468 or B, depending on their ass. 118 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,677 Uh-uh. We don't score ourselves, 119 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:33,054 we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night. 120 00:08:33,139 --> 00:08:35,307 Ooh, try Lanna Frank. 121 00:08:35,391 --> 00:08:37,017 Best idea you had all day. 122 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:40,645 Oh, hey, that's your last billboard before Guero's. 123 00:08:40,730 --> 00:08:42,189 Oh, come on. Give me a break. 124 00:08:42,273 --> 00:08:44,858 "Oh, come on," my ass! We said every time. 125 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:47,235 Okay. 126 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:03,502 Jules, let me get a drag? Thanks. 127 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,700 Oh, my God! 128 00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:38,620 Hey, this is... and I's U.T. days, Arlene. 129 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:39,704 - Hey. - Hey. 130 00:09:39,789 --> 00:09:42,374 - You wanna join us? - For a second, but I'm with some friends. 131 00:09:42,458 --> 00:09:44,501 Oh. 132 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,628 So you must be... must be... 133 00:09:46,712 --> 00:09:49,589 So you must be the infamous Butterfly. 134 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:50,799 Shh! 135 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:52,759 She don't know nothing about it. 136 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:54,678 - Know about what? - When were y'all gonna tell her? 137 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,845 - Soon. - Tell me what? 138 00:09:55,930 --> 00:09:58,598 Yeah, now thanks to you, we gotta tell her sooner than later. 139 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:00,350 All right, cut the shit. What the fuck is going on? 140 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,061 I said a little somethin'-somethin' about you on the air today. 141 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,564 Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio? 142 00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:09,192 All I said was I had a sexy friend named Butterfly 143 00:10:09,277 --> 00:10:11,111 who was in from out of town for the weekend, 144 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:13,863 and we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight, 145 00:10:13,948 --> 00:10:16,408 and if they were out on the town, maybe they'd see us. 146 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:21,413 And I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out, 147 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:23,957 if they'd do something, you'd do something. 148 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:25,417 Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious. 149 00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:28,086 What did you say, and what did you say I'd do? 150 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:32,090 Anyhoo, I could explain what I said, which would be boring, 151 00:10:32,174 --> 00:10:34,426 or Marcy over here, 152 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:37,053 who is an incredible actress, could act it out for you, 153 00:10:37,138 --> 00:10:39,222 which, I think, will give you a better idea 154 00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:41,224 of what you have in store for you tonight. 155 00:10:41,309 --> 00:10:43,351 Okay, so just tell me your way. 156 00:10:43,436 --> 00:10:45,437 - So we'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure. 157 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,647 Okay, give Marcy your drink. 158 00:10:47,732 --> 00:10:49,190 Thank you. 159 00:10:49,275 --> 00:10:52,819 Okay, so, you're in a club or a bar, 160 00:10:52,903 --> 00:10:55,655 and Marcy's a kind of cute or kind of hot or kind of sexy 161 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,950 or better be fucking hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy 162 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:00,744 who you could fuck. 163 00:11:00,828 --> 00:11:03,204 - Got it. - Okay, Marcy, take it. 164 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:13,423 Howdy. 165 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,759 Hi there. 166 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:21,222 Excuse me, but your name wouldn't be Butterfly, would it? 167 00:11:21,307 --> 00:11:24,643 Yes, it is. It seems you have me at a disadvantage. 168 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,186 Barry. 169 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,396 Pleased to meet you, Barry. 170 00:11:28,481 --> 00:11:30,565 - Y'all are getting me hot. - Shh! 171 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,947 So, is, uh, Butterfly your real name? 172 00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,824 Yes, it is. 173 00:11:39,909 --> 00:11:41,743 And how'd you know my name, Barry? 174 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:44,663 I listened to Jungle Julia's show this morning. 175 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,414 Oh, you did, did you? 176 00:11:46,499 --> 00:11:48,259 Oh, yeah. I listen to her show every morning. 177 00:11:48,334 --> 00:11:50,418 Oh, you do, do you? 178 00:11:50,503 --> 00:11:53,421 Yeah. She's, like, the coolest lady in town. 179 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:55,965 Don't you think she's got a big ass? 180 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:57,676 Nah, man. 181 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,511 I like her ass that way. 182 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,222 She got a black girl's ass. 183 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,391 Well, that's what she always says, but, natural fact, 184 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:06,518 she doesn't really have a black girl's ass. 185 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:09,688 - She's got a big ass. - Okay, what the fuck are you doing? 186 00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,148 Oh, look who wants to get to the point all of a sudden. 187 00:12:12,233 --> 00:12:13,393 Okay, we'll get to the point. 188 00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:15,235 But for your information, skinny bitch, 189 00:12:15,319 --> 00:12:18,154 black men and a whole lot of motherfucking white men 190 00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:21,032 have had plenty fun adoring my ass. 191 00:12:21,117 --> 00:12:23,910 I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing. 192 00:12:23,994 --> 00:12:26,371 All right, if you're not gonna buy me a drink, can I have mine back? 193 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,873 No. Okay, okay, okay, okay. 194 00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:32,085 So, Butterfly, can I buy you a drink? 195 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,254 - I'd love one. - What can I get you? 196 00:12:34,338 --> 00:12:35,922 I'll take a margarita. 197 00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,383 Here you go. 198 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,720 So, after they buy you a drink, 199 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,556 when they raise their glass to toast, 200 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,766 they look you dead in the eye 201 00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:49,519 and repeat this poem: 202 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:53,732 "The woods are lovely, dark and deep, 203 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:58,862 "and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. 204 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:00,822 "Did you hear me, Butterfly? 205 00:13:00,906 --> 00:13:04,075 Miles to go before you sleep." 206 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,912 And then, if they say that... 207 00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:10,623 you gotta give them a lap dance. 208 00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,833 What? 209 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,793 If they call you Butterfly, buy you a drink, 210 00:13:13,878 --> 00:13:15,962 repeat that poem, you gotta give them a lap dance. 211 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,922 That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothing. 212 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:19,767 Well, you can do it or not, but if you don't, 213 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,509 everybody in Austin's gonna think you're a chickenshit. 214 00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:24,763 And I don't think you want everybody in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit. 215 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,599 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said. 216 00:13:27,683 --> 00:13:29,017 Oh, come on. It's gonna be funny. 217 00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,853 Yeah, everything's funny to you two when it's happening to me. 218 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:35,398 Look, you don't have to do it for anybody you don't want. 219 00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,567 I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it. 220 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,612 So, some geek comes over, trying to be cool, 221 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:43,531 just tell him you already did it at another place earlier. 222 00:13:43,616 --> 00:13:47,202 No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it. 223 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,829 But maybe a little later in the evening, 224 00:13:49,914 --> 00:13:53,625 you've had a few drinks, you're kind of loosey-goosey, 225 00:13:53,709 --> 00:13:55,794 you're safe with your girls, 226 00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:59,631 then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny, 227 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,634 but not funny-looking guy comes up and says it, 228 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:06,221 then maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't. 229 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,270 You made me trip. 230 00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:18,066 You made me trip, you dumb bitch! 231 00:14:18,818 --> 00:14:20,693 Shut the... 232 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:29,953 You fuckin' idiot! 233 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:11,930 Any dead soldiers here? 234 00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,932 Uh, these two. Thank you. 235 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:17,560 Where the hell is Lanna Frank? 236 00:16:17,645 --> 00:16:20,647 That's a good fucking question. 237 00:16:30,950 --> 00:16:32,992 Lanna Frank! 238 00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:34,410 Where are you? 239 00:16:36,372 --> 00:16:38,706 Well, come over already. We're waiting for you. 240 00:16:38,791 --> 00:16:41,000 Shit! 241 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:42,961 Hold on! 242 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,975 So where are you? 243 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:59,978 Come over already. We're waiting for you. 244 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,105 No, we're not coming over there. 245 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,191 You come over here like you said you would. 246 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,277 So, is it "Shawna" and the girls at the lake house this weekend? 247 00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,738 - "Shawna"? - Oh, fuck! I... 248 00:17:10,823 --> 00:17:15,076 No. Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world 249 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,037 whose name is Shanna has in common with each other, 250 00:17:18,122 --> 00:17:19,414 we all hate the name Shawna, 251 00:17:19,498 --> 00:17:21,833 and we really hate it when people call us Shawna. 252 00:17:59,038 --> 00:18:03,291 Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shawna Banawna. 253 00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:06,419 Okay, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock. 254 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,046 Yeah. I mean... 255 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,715 it wasn't bullish, but... 256 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,160 Okay, Warren's sending over shots. 257 00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,787 And you know the house rule: 258 00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,289 If he sends over shots, you've gotta do them. 259 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,833 - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby. 260 00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,627 Warren says it, we do it! 261 00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:51,881 I love that philosophy: "Warren says it, we do it." 262 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:55,093 - So let's do it! - What is it? 263 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,095 Hey, shot first, questions later. 264 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,931 Here we go! Post time! 265 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,432 Mmm! 266 00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:06,104 Whoo-hoo! 267 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,647 Ow! 268 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,860 Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage? 269 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:14,320 What the fuck is it? 270 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:19,367 Chartreuse, the only liquor so good, they named a color after it. 271 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,912 Who's down for dos Chartreuse? 272 00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,164 Not me. 273 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:27,333 - I'm going out for a smoke. - Okay. 274 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,752 But careful where you keep that hot flame, all right? 275 00:19:29,837 --> 00:19:31,462 You'll blow up the joint. 276 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:46,853 Drinks. What can I get you? Shanna Banana? 277 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:49,522 Another big-ass Long Island iced tea. 278 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:52,567 Bombay Sapphire and tonic, no ice. 279 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:55,153 Good boy. 280 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,030 Oh. 281 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:19,677 Oh, hey, Punky, uh, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it. 282 00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:56,172 - Oh, Jesus Christ! - Whoa! 283 00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:59,050 You scared the fuck out of me, you shitty asshole! 284 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:01,802 I swear, Arlene, I was not trying to scare you. 285 00:21:01,887 --> 00:21:03,554 I just got lucky. 286 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:06,432 Oh, hardy-fucking-har. Go inside. 287 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,226 - Wait a minute. - Why? 288 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,853 - I was thinking we could make out. - What, on a porch? 289 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,730 Not even in the bar, but in front of the entrance? 290 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:15,066 - Forget it. - No, in my car. 291 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,526 What, out there? It's wet as fucking 'Nam out there. 292 00:21:17,611 --> 00:21:19,820 Not in my car it's not. 293 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,781 Look, you won't get wet. 294 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,991 I promise you. 295 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:28,496 You know, most guys wouldn't brag about that. 296 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:32,083 Ha-ha-ha. You know what I mean. 297 00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:36,796 Look, I know you guys are going to Lake LBJ, and we can't come. 298 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,422 I wanna make out! 299 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:41,717 Okay, just stop with the whining. It's not attractive. 300 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:48,975 Okay, but I don't want it super-fucking obvious 301 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:50,935 to everybody in the bar I've been gone, 302 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:53,813 so we'll go in your car, we'll make out for six minutes and that's it. 303 00:21:53,897 --> 00:21:54,897 - Deal? - Great. 304 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:56,399 No, no, no. Deal or no deal? 305 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,818 If you're gonna whine when I pull the plug in six minutes, 306 00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,945 we can just walk back inside the fucking bar right now. 307 00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,571 - Deal. No whining. - And no begging. 308 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,074 And no begging. When you say done, it's done. 309 00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:07,285 I'm gonna remember you said that. 310 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,911 Okay, let's go. 311 00:22:10,747 --> 00:22:12,123 Oh, you got two jobs: 312 00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:15,001 kiss good and make sure my hair don't get wet. 313 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,092 Now look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here 314 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:51,562 before Christian Simonson shows up, 315 00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:54,332 but you've got to get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up. 316 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,416 But what's the point? 317 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:57,543 They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake LBJ, 318 00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,171 and it's no guys... absolutely no guys. 319 00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:03,049 Okay, so after we bring the girls drinks, 320 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:07,636 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots. 321 00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,181 You think they're gonna fall for that? 322 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:13,059 We'll be very convincing. 323 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,503 Now it's time to turn up the volume. No more fucking around. 324 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,897 We go to Jäger shots. 325 00:23:17,981 --> 00:23:20,358 Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots. 326 00:23:20,442 --> 00:23:23,986 Dude, as long as a guy's buying the booze, a fucking bitch'll drink anything. 327 00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,738 Come on, dude, we can at least get one shot of Jäger 328 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:27,365 down these fucking bitches' throats. 329 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,408 After that, we'll see if they got another Jäger shot in them. 330 00:23:29,493 --> 00:23:30,493 You never know. 331 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:33,177 That could be the shot that puts them past the point of "fuck it." 332 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,997 Then all of a sudden, "no guys at the lake house" 333 00:23:35,082 --> 00:23:36,707 turns into "a couple of guys at the lake house." 334 00:23:36,792 --> 00:23:38,209 My point exactly. 335 00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:40,586 I know I can at least get Shanna "Suck My" Banana 336 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,962 to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot. 337 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:44,215 What's Julia's sweet shot? 338 00:23:44,299 --> 00:23:45,841 - Key lime pie. - Oh, come on. 339 00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,761 Even fucking Leroy Brown'd do one more for dessert. 340 00:23:51,890 --> 00:23:53,766 Dude, check it out. 341 00:23:53,850 --> 00:23:55,726 I wonder if B.J. brought the Bear with him. 342 00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,147 Jesus! 343 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:06,654 Dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine. 344 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:09,990 Could I get a chicken suit for Stroker Ace, please? 345 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,150 And where did you two disappear to? 346 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,902 I had to get something out of the car, and Nate was gentlemanly enough 347 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:48,654 to escort me with his umbrella. 348 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:51,115 Ah, good for you, Nate. 349 00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:53,360 You see that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar? 350 00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,538 Who, the dirty hippie? 351 00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:59,457 Meow. She's not a hippie. 352 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,293 She might as well be a hippie. 353 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,879 Thank you, Timmy boy. 354 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:07,631 Well, do you know what just happened to her? 355 00:25:07,716 --> 00:25:11,385 No. But I know she's a skinny, fake-blonde bitch. 356 00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:14,972 Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story. 357 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,640 What about her? 358 00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:23,689 Hey, Warren, is there anybody in this place you could vouch for to give me a ride home? 359 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:28,819 Fair lady, your chariot awaits. 360 00:25:28,904 --> 00:25:30,488 You've been eavesdropping? 361 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:33,574 Oh, eavesdropping and can't help but hear. 362 00:25:33,658 --> 00:25:36,660 I think I belong in the latter category. 363 00:25:36,745 --> 00:25:38,579 So, uh, Icy Hot, 364 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,998 are you offering me a ride home? 365 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:44,585 I'm offering you a lift if, when I'm ready to leave, you are, too. 366 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:47,171 And when are you thinking about leaving? 367 00:25:47,255 --> 00:25:49,507 Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it. 368 00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:53,511 But when I do, you will be the first to know. 369 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,346 Will you be able to, uh, drive later? 370 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:58,599 I know looks can be deceiving, 371 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:00,351 but I'm a teetotaler. 372 00:26:00,435 --> 00:26:02,811 I've been drinking club soda and lime all night, 373 00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:04,688 and now I'm building up to my big drink. 374 00:26:04,773 --> 00:26:06,315 Which is what? 375 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:09,026 Virgin piña colada. 376 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:12,863 Okay. Why would someone who doesn't drink 377 00:26:12,948 --> 00:26:16,158 spend hours at a bar drinking water? 378 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:19,370 A bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol. 379 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:22,206 Mmm. Really? 380 00:26:22,290 --> 00:26:23,999 Like what? 381 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:29,129 Women, nacho grande platters, 382 00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:31,840 the fellowship of some fascinating individuals, 383 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,050 like Warren here. 384 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:37,763 Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters 385 00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,557 that a barroom offers. 386 00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,892 Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom? 387 00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:45,187 I'm not a cowboy, Pam. 388 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:47,022 I'm a stuntman. 389 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:50,985 But that's a very easy mistake to make. 390 00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:53,320 How do you know my name? 391 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:56,282 When you were talking with Warren, 392 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,326 couldn't help but overhear. 393 00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:02,162 Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy? 394 00:27:03,582 --> 00:27:05,833 Stuntman Mike. 395 00:27:05,917 --> 00:27:07,501 Stuntman Mike's your name? 396 00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:11,589 You ask anybody. 397 00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:14,592 Hey, Warren, who is this guy? 398 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,343 Stuntman Mike. 399 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:19,638 - And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? - He's a stuntman. 400 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:22,600 Warren, six shots of Wild Turkey! 401 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,156 Yeah! 402 00:27:42,454 --> 00:27:45,247 - Let's do 'em. - Salud. 403 00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,082 Down the snatch. 404 00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:51,629 You know, Pam, I think it's time for my big drink. 405 00:27:51,713 --> 00:27:53,464 Well, Stuntman Mike, 406 00:27:53,548 --> 00:27:57,468 since I have a tab here, can I buy you that virgin piña colada? 407 00:27:57,552 --> 00:27:59,803 Thank you, Pam. That would be lovely. 408 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:04,475 Warren, a, uh, virgin piña colada for my stuntman friend, 409 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:07,227 and I'll have another Cadillac Cabo Wabo margarita. 410 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,980 Cabo Wabo, virgin. 411 00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:13,293 Hi, honey. Lanna Frank. 412 00:29:13,378 --> 00:29:15,379 - Mwah! Hey, baby. - How are you? 413 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:22,469 Hey. What's shaking, bacon? 414 00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:24,722 Hey! 415 00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:31,311 It's about fucking time! 416 00:29:31,396 --> 00:29:34,064 Well, beggars can't be choosers. 417 00:29:34,149 --> 00:29:37,109 Take a picture. It lasts longer. 418 00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:38,819 What? 419 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:41,822 That table. Seems to keep, um, getting your attention. 420 00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:44,783 Is that the girl from the billboard outside? 421 00:29:44,868 --> 00:29:48,746 - Yep. - She sure is a striking-looking woman. 422 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,748 It's got gin, tequila... 423 00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:53,250 - Look at that hair. - Lots of leave-in conditioner. 424 00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:58,338 - Is that jealousy I detect? - Hardly. 425 00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:02,384 But if you wanna get with, uh, Jungle Julia, there's a real easy way to do that. 426 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:03,594 - Really? - Yeah. 427 00:30:03,678 --> 00:30:05,804 - What would that be? - Get famous. 428 00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:08,056 You won't have to find her. She'll find you. 429 00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:11,435 And you don't even wanna know what she did for that billboard. 430 00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:14,438 Enjoy it, cocksucker. You've earned it. 431 00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:16,440 What did she ever do to you? 432 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:18,984 We went to school together from kindergarten through high school. 433 00:30:19,068 --> 00:30:21,236 That's what she did to me. 434 00:30:21,321 --> 00:30:24,072 She was her height right now at 12. 435 00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:25,783 She was a monster. 436 00:30:25,867 --> 00:30:27,787 Half the guys she still fucks from the old class, 437 00:30:27,869 --> 00:30:29,828 she used to beat up and terrorize in the fifth grade. 438 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:32,539 I see. And she used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk, huh? 439 00:30:32,624 --> 00:30:34,249 That pituitary case? 440 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,793 Might've kicked my ass a couple of times. 441 00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:38,837 Sorry. I'm built like a girl, not a black man. 442 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:42,549 But I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk. 443 00:31:14,207 --> 00:31:17,918 Hey, are you famous or something? 444 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,461 Or something. 445 00:31:19,546 --> 00:31:21,964 No, no, no. Really. 446 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:24,633 Hey, what do you do? 447 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:26,260 Really? 448 00:31:26,344 --> 00:31:29,930 What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground. 449 00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,891 But why that girl wanted a picture of me 450 00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,977 is because I'm a local deejay. 451 00:31:37,272 --> 00:31:39,565 Wait a minute. 452 00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:43,235 You got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger, don't you? 453 00:31:43,319 --> 00:31:47,239 Yeah. I got one there, too, Zatoichi. 454 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:52,369 Yeah. 455 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:54,705 Jungle Julia Lucai. 456 00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:56,707 Stuntman Mike McKay. 457 00:31:56,791 --> 00:32:01,336 Well, good to meet you, Stuntman Mike. 458 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,672 Now, my friends and I are gonna continue to get our weed on. 459 00:32:03,756 --> 00:32:06,466 - Would you care for some? - Thank you, Julia. 460 00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:09,678 But just the same, no, thanks. 461 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,763 - Suit yourself. - But, you know... 462 00:32:21,441 --> 00:32:24,985 Aw, shit. Oh, God. 463 00:32:26,821 --> 00:32:28,238 Sorry. It's nothing. 464 00:32:31,618 --> 00:32:33,243 What the fuck was that? 465 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:35,704 Actually, I do want you to have a shot. 466 00:32:37,832 --> 00:32:39,750 You got some voucher here. 467 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:41,418 I asked him what movies you worked on. 468 00:32:41,502 --> 00:32:43,295 No fucking clue. 469 00:32:43,379 --> 00:32:46,715 Well, technically, I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure. 470 00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:49,384 I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparall, 471 00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:52,137 a guy falls off a horse, he says it's him. 472 00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:56,141 You know the show The Virginian? 473 00:32:57,769 --> 00:33:00,729 Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show... Gary Clarke... 474 00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:02,648 and I looked like him a bit. 475 00:33:02,732 --> 00:33:05,776 Obviously, before I cut myself shaving. 476 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:07,611 Oh, I like it. 477 00:33:07,695 --> 00:33:12,115 Well, damn if you ain't so sweet, you make sugar taste just like salt. 478 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:15,953 Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians doubling Gary Clarke. 479 00:33:16,037 --> 00:33:19,498 And, uh, then that show turned into The Men of Shiloh, 480 00:33:19,582 --> 00:33:22,250 they brought on Lee Majors, and I doubled him. 481 00:33:22,335 --> 00:33:25,504 From that point on, I specialized mostly in car stunts. 482 00:33:25,588 --> 00:33:29,424 Yeah, I did damn near the whole third season of Vegas. 483 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,677 I was Robert Urich's driving double. 484 00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:34,721 And then Bob did another show... Gavilan, 485 00:33:34,806 --> 00:33:37,391 and he brought me with him on that till... 486 00:33:38,977 --> 00:33:41,561 And after that... 487 00:33:44,649 --> 00:33:47,526 Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talking about? 488 00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:49,236 Sorry. 489 00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:51,780 - No. - No. 490 00:33:54,409 --> 00:33:58,662 So, how exactly does one become a stuntman, 491 00:33:58,746 --> 00:34:00,747 Stuntman Mike? 492 00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:03,083 Well, in Hollywood, 493 00:34:03,167 --> 00:34:06,003 anybody fool enough to throw himself down a flight of stairs 494 00:34:06,087 --> 00:34:08,005 can usually find somebody to pay him for it. 495 00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:10,841 But, really, I got into the business 496 00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:12,551 the way most people get in the stunt business. 497 00:34:12,635 --> 00:34:15,387 - How's that? - My brother got me in it. 498 00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:17,806 - Well, who's your brother? - Stuntman Bob. 499 00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:27,482 I'm trying to get these two shows happening in New York for November. 500 00:34:31,446 --> 00:34:34,031 - I'm ready to blaze. - Finally. Yeah. 501 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:36,783 - You need to catch up with us. - Now the party can start. 502 00:34:36,868 --> 00:34:37,868 Yep. 503 00:34:37,952 --> 00:34:40,203 Anyhoo, I'm sorry. 504 00:34:40,288 --> 00:34:42,831 Will you forgive me? 505 00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:47,044 But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here. 506 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:50,088 - Promise. You ready to go to the lake? - Mm-hmm. 507 00:34:50,173 --> 00:34:51,840 How about your little friend? You wanna bring him? 508 00:34:51,924 --> 00:34:53,592 I thought no boys. 509 00:34:53,676 --> 00:34:55,636 If you really want him to come, Shanna won't mind. 510 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,305 So, how about it? Boys or just us girls? 511 00:34:58,389 --> 00:35:00,057 Us girls. 512 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:02,893 Good idea. 513 00:35:02,977 --> 00:35:04,644 Ladies. 514 00:35:06,397 --> 00:35:08,523 Thanks. 515 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:10,567 Cheers, Butterfly. 516 00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:17,115 "The woods are lovely, dark and deep, 517 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:22,579 "and I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep. 518 00:35:22,663 --> 00:35:25,791 "Did you hear me, Butterfly? 519 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:30,087 Miles to go before you sleep." 520 00:35:31,339 --> 00:35:32,964 Sorry, Stuntman Burt... 521 00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:34,299 Mike. 522 00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:37,761 Mike. She already broke off that dance. 523 00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:40,806 Is that true? 524 00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:43,600 Did I miss my chance? 525 00:35:46,354 --> 00:35:48,355 Do I frighten you? 526 00:35:52,985 --> 00:35:54,653 Is it my scar? 527 00:35:56,739 --> 00:35:58,615 It's your car. 528 00:35:58,699 --> 00:36:00,909 Ah. Yeah, I know. 529 00:36:00,993 --> 00:36:02,744 Sorry. 530 00:36:02,829 --> 00:36:04,830 It's my mom's car. 531 00:36:07,625 --> 00:36:09,543 Have you been following us? 532 00:36:09,627 --> 00:36:11,795 No. But that's what I love about Austin. 533 00:36:11,879 --> 00:36:13,964 It's just so damn small. 534 00:36:14,048 --> 00:36:17,342 - You've seen this guy before? - I saw him outside of Guero's. 535 00:36:17,426 --> 00:36:20,303 And I saw you outside Guero's, too. 536 00:36:20,388 --> 00:36:23,140 You saw my car, I saw your legs. 537 00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:26,560 Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf. 538 00:36:26,644 --> 00:36:28,645 So you really weren't following us? 539 00:36:28,729 --> 00:36:30,050 I'm not following you, Butterfly. 540 00:36:30,064 --> 00:36:33,233 I just got lucky. 541 00:36:34,777 --> 00:36:39,072 So, how about that lap dance? 542 00:36:39,157 --> 00:36:40,991 Sorry. It was a one-time-only offer, 543 00:36:41,075 --> 00:36:44,452 and she did it earlier this evening at Anton's. 544 00:36:44,537 --> 00:36:46,830 - No, she didn't. - How do you know? 545 00:36:46,914 --> 00:36:49,666 I'm good that way. 546 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,543 And you look a little touchéd. 547 00:36:51,627 --> 00:36:54,004 - What's "touchéd"? - Wounded slightly. 548 00:36:54,088 --> 00:36:55,881 Why should I be wounded? 549 00:36:55,965 --> 00:36:58,383 Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night, 550 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:02,345 but from your look, I can tell nobody pestered you at all. 551 00:37:02,430 --> 00:37:04,890 That kind of hurt your feelings a little bit, didn't it? 552 00:37:06,642 --> 00:37:09,853 There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego 553 00:37:09,937 --> 00:37:11,897 on a beautiful angel. 554 00:37:15,193 --> 00:37:18,236 So... 555 00:37:18,321 --> 00:37:23,033 how about that lap dance? 556 00:37:23,117 --> 00:37:25,619 I think I'm gonna have to give you a rain check. 557 00:37:28,539 --> 00:37:30,780 Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days, 558 00:37:30,833 --> 00:37:34,628 that rain check will be worthless. 559 00:37:34,712 --> 00:37:37,714 But that's okay. 560 00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:40,383 I understand if I make you uncomfortable. 561 00:37:40,468 --> 00:37:43,220 You're still a nice girl, 562 00:37:43,304 --> 00:37:46,097 and I still like you. 563 00:37:46,224 --> 00:37:49,643 But I must warn you of something. 564 00:37:49,727 --> 00:37:51,728 You know how people say... 565 00:37:51,812 --> 00:37:53,939 "You're okay in my book," 566 00:37:54,023 --> 00:37:57,317 or, "In my book, that's no good"? 567 00:37:57,401 --> 00:38:02,656 Well, I actually have a book. 568 00:38:02,740 --> 00:38:04,616 And everybody I ever meet 569 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,993 goes in this book. 570 00:38:07,078 --> 00:38:11,039 And now I've met you, and you're going in the book. 571 00:38:12,708 --> 00:38:18,255 Except I'm afraid I must file you... 572 00:38:19,257 --> 00:38:22,425 under "chickenshit." 573 00:38:22,510 --> 00:38:24,511 And what if I did it? 574 00:38:24,595 --> 00:38:29,266 Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "chickenshit" then, now, could I? 575 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,851 What's your name again? 576 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:32,936 Stuntman Mike. 577 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:36,773 Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly. 578 00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:41,653 My friend Jungle Julia over here says that jukebox inside is pretty impressive. 579 00:38:41,737 --> 00:38:44,114 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah. 580 00:38:44,198 --> 00:38:48,159 Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance? 581 00:39:01,424 --> 00:39:05,260 What about "kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny, 582 00:39:05,344 --> 00:39:07,846 but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck" 583 00:39:07,930 --> 00:39:09,306 did you not understand? 584 00:42:01,145 --> 00:42:02,979 I'm driving. 585 00:42:03,063 --> 00:42:05,231 We're gonna go somewhere else. We're gonna go hang out. 586 00:42:05,316 --> 00:42:07,317 - You ready to go? - Yeah. 587 00:42:07,401 --> 00:42:09,819 - Bye. - Bye. 588 00:42:12,656 --> 00:42:14,491 I think you got Mike laid tonight. 589 00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:19,245 Lookin' good, Cannonball Run! 590 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:21,539 He's just giving me a ride. 591 00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:25,043 - Oh, no doubt. - Have a nice ride! 592 00:42:26,712 --> 00:42:28,838 Look, double fucks... 593 00:42:31,717 --> 00:42:34,594 uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him. 594 00:42:34,678 --> 00:42:37,514 I can hear you. 595 00:42:37,598 --> 00:42:41,518 - He's old enough to be my dad... - I can still hear you. 596 00:42:43,938 --> 00:42:47,524 - Bye. - Bye-bye. 597 00:42:53,030 --> 00:42:54,948 Wow, that's fucking scary. 598 00:42:55,032 --> 00:42:56,699 Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive. 599 00:42:56,784 --> 00:43:00,662 Scary tends to impress. 600 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:02,539 Is it safe? 601 00:43:02,623 --> 00:43:05,542 Oh, it's better than safe. It's death proof. 602 00:43:05,626 --> 00:43:08,211 How do you make a car death proof? 603 00:43:08,295 --> 00:43:10,088 Well, that's what stuntmen do. 604 00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:12,674 You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash-up 605 00:43:12,758 --> 00:43:15,677 there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from? 606 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:16,844 Yeah. 607 00:43:16,929 --> 00:43:18,689 Well, how do you think they accomplish that? 608 00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:21,391 CGI? 609 00:43:21,475 --> 00:43:25,728 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays, more often than not, you're right. 610 00:43:25,813 --> 00:43:28,731 But back in the all-or-nothing days, the Vanishing Point days, 611 00:43:28,816 --> 00:43:30,984 the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, 612 00:43:31,068 --> 00:43:32,902 the White Line Fever days... 613 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:35,697 real cars smashing into real cars 614 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:38,575 with real dumb people driving them. 615 00:43:38,659 --> 00:43:41,786 So, you give the stunt team the car you want to smash up, 616 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:44,080 take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere, 617 00:43:44,164 --> 00:43:49,502 and voilà, you got yourself a death-proof automobile. 618 00:43:50,588 --> 00:43:51,588 That makes sense. 619 00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:53,965 I just didn't know you could make a car death proof. 620 00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:55,967 Hell, I can drive this baby into a brick wall 621 00:43:56,051 --> 00:44:00,179 doing 125 miles an hour just for the experience. 622 00:44:07,146 --> 00:44:09,147 Why is your passenger seat in a box? 623 00:44:09,231 --> 00:44:10,940 Well, this is a movie car. 624 00:44:11,025 --> 00:44:14,068 Sometimes when you're shooting a crash, director wants to put a camera in the car. 625 00:44:14,153 --> 00:44:16,696 You know, shoot the crash from the inside. 626 00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:19,616 That's where you put the camera. They call it a crash box. Here. 627 00:44:21,410 --> 00:44:22,952 There you go. 628 00:44:24,496 --> 00:44:26,623 You know, when you asked to drive me home, 629 00:44:26,707 --> 00:44:28,625 you didn't mention your car didn't have a passenger seat. 630 00:44:28,709 --> 00:44:31,628 Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home. 631 00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:35,006 You asked me for a ride, and I said yes. But look at the bright side, Pam. 632 00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:38,134 I won't be getting fresh putting my hand on your knee. 633 00:44:40,012 --> 00:44:42,764 That is the bright side. 634 00:44:42,848 --> 00:44:45,475 I thought so. 635 00:45:10,084 --> 00:45:12,418 Well, Pam, which way you going? 636 00:45:12,503 --> 00:45:14,337 - Left or right? - Right. 637 00:45:14,421 --> 00:45:16,923 Ah, that's too bad. 638 00:45:17,007 --> 00:45:18,257 Why? 639 00:45:18,342 --> 00:45:22,011 Well, because there was a 50-50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right. 640 00:45:22,096 --> 00:45:24,180 You see, we're both going left. 641 00:45:24,264 --> 00:45:26,474 You could've just as easily been going left, too, 642 00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:27,684 and if that was the case, 643 00:45:27,768 --> 00:45:30,228 it would've been a while before you started getting scared. 644 00:45:30,312 --> 00:45:32,772 But since you're going the other way, 645 00:45:32,856 --> 00:45:34,732 I'm afraid... 646 00:45:34,817 --> 00:45:39,028 you're gonna have to start getting scared... immediately. 647 00:45:39,113 --> 00:45:41,239 What the fuck? 648 00:45:49,707 --> 00:45:51,708 Cocksucking motherfucker! 649 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,543 Just fucking let me out of here! 650 00:45:53,627 --> 00:45:54,907 I'll fucking rip your fucking... 651 00:45:54,962 --> 00:45:56,295 Stop the fucking car! 652 00:46:38,672 --> 00:46:41,632 Okay, here's the thing. 653 00:46:41,759 --> 00:46:43,926 I get it. 654 00:46:44,011 --> 00:46:47,430 I... I know it's a joke, and it's super-funny. 655 00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:51,559 Um, but if you just stop right now, 656 00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:53,936 you know, and... and... and let me out, 657 00:46:54,021 --> 00:46:57,148 I'll never tell anybody, because I know it's a joke. 658 00:46:57,232 --> 00:46:59,150 I know all about jokes. 659 00:47:00,694 --> 00:47:03,404 I promise everything will be fine. 660 00:47:03,489 --> 00:47:06,157 Just... Just... Just let me out, 661 00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:08,367 please, and... and... 662 00:47:08,452 --> 00:47:10,286 Hey, Pam, 663 00:47:10,370 --> 00:47:13,623 remember when I said this car was death proof? 664 00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:16,959 Well, that wasn't a lie. 665 00:47:17,044 --> 00:47:20,129 This car is 100% death proof. 666 00:47:20,214 --> 00:47:23,424 Only, to get the benefit of it, honey, 667 00:47:23,509 --> 00:47:26,886 you really need to be sitting in my seat. 668 00:48:04,174 --> 00:48:08,135 Now I gotta catch me my other girlfriends. 669 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:23,150 No, no, no, no. 670 00:48:23,235 --> 00:48:27,196 It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 671 00:48:27,281 --> 00:48:30,199 So you got it? Thanks, honey. 672 00:48:30,284 --> 00:48:32,869 You're gonna play it next song, right? 673 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,371 Good boy. 674 00:48:35,455 --> 00:48:38,082 Growl. 675 00:48:38,166 --> 00:48:40,209 Bye-bye. 676 00:48:40,294 --> 00:48:41,878 Who do you wanna hear? 677 00:48:41,962 --> 00:48:43,629 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 678 00:48:43,714 --> 00:48:44,964 Who? 679 00:48:45,048 --> 00:48:48,092 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich. 680 00:48:48,176 --> 00:48:49,886 Who the fuck are they? 681 00:48:49,970 --> 00:48:53,931 For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who, 682 00:48:54,016 --> 00:48:56,434 and if he had, he would've ended up in this group, 683 00:48:56,518 --> 00:49:00,396 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete. 684 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,815 And if you ask me, he should have. 685 00:49:02,900 --> 00:49:06,193 That's my boy! 686 00:50:53,552 --> 00:50:56,554 I wanna hear this part of the song louder! 687 00:51:44,061 --> 00:51:46,353 Do you remember anything? 688 00:51:47,606 --> 00:51:50,566 Uh, I don't remember. 689 00:51:53,445 --> 00:51:55,446 Dr. Block. 690 00:52:01,578 --> 00:52:04,413 Self restraints to room 310. 691 00:52:04,498 --> 00:52:07,083 Self restraints to room 310. 692 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:13,380 Well, what's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block? 693 00:52:13,465 --> 00:52:15,758 I don't really see it's any of your business. 694 00:52:15,842 --> 00:52:17,843 Come on now, sis. 695 00:52:17,928 --> 00:52:19,929 You just tell us. 696 00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:22,014 How bad is he? 697 00:52:25,936 --> 00:52:27,937 He got banged up real good. 698 00:52:28,021 --> 00:52:30,147 Busted nose, broken collarbone, 699 00:52:30,232 --> 00:52:32,274 smashed up his left index finger. 700 00:52:32,359 --> 00:52:34,193 Is that it? 701 00:52:35,445 --> 00:52:37,071 He was real lucky. 702 00:52:39,241 --> 00:52:40,950 That'll be all? 703 00:52:41,034 --> 00:52:44,995 Why, that's more than enough, and I wanna thank you, Dr. Block. 704 00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,000 Son of a bitch! 705 00:52:51,211 --> 00:52:54,463 So, Pop, what do you think? 706 00:52:54,548 --> 00:52:56,841 Well, son number one, 707 00:52:56,925 --> 00:52:58,968 what I think is so goddamn ghoulish, 708 00:52:59,052 --> 00:53:01,387 I hesitate to speak it out loud. 709 00:53:01,471 --> 00:53:03,806 Well, give it a shot. 710 00:53:03,890 --> 00:53:07,143 Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide. 711 00:53:07,227 --> 00:53:09,979 That old boy in there murdered them pretty little gals. 712 00:53:10,063 --> 00:53:13,858 I mean, he used a car and not a hatchet, but they dead just the same. 713 00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,237 Well, what are you gonna do? 714 00:53:18,321 --> 00:53:20,322 Not a goddamn thing. 715 00:53:20,407 --> 00:53:23,075 The DA says ain't no crime here. 716 00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,953 Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol 717 00:53:26,037 --> 00:53:28,164 and floating on weed. 718 00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:30,541 And old Hooper in there 719 00:53:30,625 --> 00:53:32,543 came out clean as a whistle. 720 00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:36,547 Now, you actually think that he premeditatedly murdered them gals? 721 00:53:36,631 --> 00:53:38,465 Well, I can't prove it, 722 00:53:38,550 --> 00:53:41,969 but since thinking don't cost nothing, I can think it, and I do. 723 00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:45,347 Yeah, but, Pop, he got pretty banged up hisself. 724 00:53:45,432 --> 00:53:47,683 Well, hell, yeah, he got banged up, but God damn! 725 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:50,686 Them pretty little gals look like a goddamn giant 726 00:53:50,770 --> 00:53:52,313 chewed 'em up and spit 'em out. 727 00:53:52,397 --> 00:53:53,856 Any of 'em survive? 728 00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:55,566 Shit. 729 00:53:55,650 --> 00:53:58,194 Two tons of metal, 200 miles an hour, 730 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:01,030 flesh and bone and plain old Newton... 731 00:54:01,114 --> 00:54:03,574 They all princess died. 732 00:54:09,789 --> 00:54:11,415 Why? 733 00:54:11,499 --> 00:54:16,295 Well, I'd guestimate it's a sex thing. 734 00:54:16,379 --> 00:54:18,047 The only way I can figure it. 735 00:54:18,131 --> 00:54:20,216 High-velocity impact, 736 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:23,219 twisted metal, busted glass, 737 00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:27,056 all four souls taken exactly at the same time. 738 00:54:27,140 --> 00:54:32,436 Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo. 739 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,231 Yeah, I think the only thing we can dream of getting that bastard on 740 00:54:35,315 --> 00:54:38,734 is vehicular manslaughter for the hitchhiker in the death box. 741 00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:41,737 That was just plain old goddamn reckless endangerment. 742 00:54:41,821 --> 00:54:45,449 But I got me a goddamn bartender gonna testify 743 00:54:45,533 --> 00:54:48,953 that old Stuntman Mike didn't drink a drop all night, 744 00:54:49,037 --> 00:54:52,081 and his passenger was left stranded by her date 745 00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:56,085 in the goddamn rain, no less, and she asked him for the fucking ride. 746 00:54:56,169 --> 00:54:59,964 Now, on paper, it's gonna look like he's just trying to help her out. 747 00:55:00,048 --> 00:55:02,383 I mean, that's the way the jury's gonna see it. 748 00:55:02,467 --> 00:55:04,468 So what are you gonna do, Pop? 749 00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:09,014 Well, I can take it upon myself to work the case, you know, 750 00:55:09,099 --> 00:55:10,557 in my off hours. 751 00:55:10,642 --> 00:55:13,811 Search for evidence, you know, to prove my theory. 752 00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:17,439 Alert authorities. Dog that rotten son of a bitch. 753 00:55:17,524 --> 00:55:18,816 Wherever he goes, I go. 754 00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:21,610 Or I can spend 755 00:55:21,695 --> 00:55:24,280 the same goddamn amount of time and energy 756 00:55:24,364 --> 00:55:27,116 following the NASCAR circuit. 757 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:29,368 Hmm. I thought about it a lot. 758 00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:33,080 I think I'd have a hell of lot happier life if I did the latter. 759 00:55:33,164 --> 00:55:38,377 And just because I can't punish old... Frankenstein in there for what he's done, 760 00:55:38,461 --> 00:55:41,422 I'm gonna tell you like the Lord told John. 761 00:55:41,506 --> 00:55:43,382 If he ever does it again, 762 00:55:43,466 --> 00:55:46,802 I can make goddamn sure he don't do it in Texas. 763 00:57:12,722 --> 00:57:15,766 - So, are you on the same floor with him? - No, he's on the 4th and I'm on the 7th. 764 00:57:15,850 --> 00:57:18,185 - Who's in whose room? - He's in mine. 765 00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:20,604 - And, so, what happened then? - That was pretty much it. 766 00:57:20,688 --> 00:57:23,929 We made out in the hall for about 10 minutes, and then I sent him off to his room. 767 00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:27,820 - So, how's The Rock as a kisser? - Mmm, he's damn good! 768 00:57:27,904 --> 00:57:30,406 He's got them mushy lips and fingertips. 769 00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:32,241 Mmm, I love them mushy lips. 770 00:57:32,325 --> 00:57:33,409 And he's a big guy, 771 00:57:33,493 --> 00:57:35,494 so he spins me around so my back's up against him. 772 00:57:35,578 --> 00:57:38,247 Then he takes his big hand, and he puts it on my throat, 773 00:57:38,331 --> 00:57:40,666 tilts my head back and leans over me, 774 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,876 kisses me from behind. 775 00:57:42,961 --> 00:57:46,213 - Damn, that sounds sexy! - Mmm, it was sexy. 776 00:57:46,297 --> 00:57:48,132 But then that was it? You sent him off? 777 00:57:48,216 --> 00:57:49,883 How'd he take it? 778 00:57:49,968 --> 00:57:51,593 Wait a minute. What are we doing here? 779 00:57:51,678 --> 00:57:53,679 If I'm gonna power through and pick up Zoë at the airport, 780 00:57:53,763 --> 00:57:55,431 I need a big-ass cup of coffee. 781 00:57:55,515 --> 00:57:56,555 Since you're getting that, 782 00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:59,268 can you get some more vodka and some more sugar-free Red Bull? 783 00:58:01,438 --> 00:58:02,938 We didn't know you were awake. 784 00:58:03,022 --> 00:58:05,023 I'm not awake. I'm asleep. 785 00:58:05,108 --> 00:58:08,193 But get some more vodka and some more sugar-free Red Bull anyway. 786 00:58:08,278 --> 00:58:10,112 And some Red Apple Tans. 787 00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:13,449 Damn! I didn't stop to get you bitches groceries! 788 00:58:14,576 --> 00:58:17,244 - You remember how to get to the airport, don't you? - Uh-huh. 789 00:58:17,328 --> 00:58:18,787 Well, then, you should get behind the wheel, 790 00:58:18,872 --> 00:58:20,664 'cause you gonna drive. 791 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:23,625 Motherfuckers! 792 00:58:40,602 --> 00:58:42,311 They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull. 793 00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:45,522 They got regular Red Bull and sugar-free G.O. juice. 794 00:58:45,607 --> 00:58:48,108 - G.O. - G.O.! 795 01:00:30,211 --> 01:00:33,088 where the hell are my keys? Oh, here they are. 796 01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:35,924 Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to give you a concert there. 797 01:00:36,009 --> 01:00:38,802 No, it wasn't you. 798 01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:41,888 That guy bumped into my feet when he walked by. 799 01:00:43,182 --> 01:00:45,601 I don't know why, but that kind of creeped me out. 800 01:01:11,419 --> 01:01:12,836 Little dick. 801 01:01:15,465 --> 01:01:17,382 Clearly. 802 01:01:17,467 --> 01:01:19,593 Since I'm up, 803 01:01:19,677 --> 01:01:23,096 I might as well hit the ATM. 804 01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:26,308 Get me a fucking smoke. 805 01:02:50,268 --> 01:02:52,060 What? 806 01:02:52,145 --> 01:02:54,229 Did you just see the... 807 01:02:54,313 --> 01:02:55,856 What? 808 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:59,067 Nothing, honey. 809 01:03:22,091 --> 01:03:23,133 Yello. 810 01:03:23,217 --> 01:03:24,593 It's me. 811 01:03:24,677 --> 01:03:26,219 Miss me? 812 01:03:26,304 --> 01:03:30,015 Oh, you best get your ass off Kim's car. 813 01:03:30,099 --> 01:03:31,808 I've seen Kim sit on it before. 814 01:03:31,893 --> 01:03:33,852 Her ass ain't your ass. 815 01:03:33,936 --> 01:03:35,520 Okay. 816 01:03:35,605 --> 01:03:38,356 So, I think I'm in this month's issue of Allure. 817 01:03:42,028 --> 01:03:43,445 You got Allure? 818 01:03:43,529 --> 01:03:45,447 Magazines by the window. 819 01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:02,297 Here you are! 820 01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:06,551 You hot mama, you. 821 01:04:06,636 --> 01:04:08,053 See you in a second. 822 01:04:09,180 --> 01:04:11,264 3.85. Out of 20. 823 01:04:15,436 --> 01:04:17,312 And you get 15 and change back. 824 01:04:17,396 --> 01:04:19,147 Thank you very much. 825 01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:23,944 You know, I got other fashion magazines for sale behind the counter. 826 01:04:26,447 --> 01:04:28,949 No, that's okay. This'll be all. 827 01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:30,826 - Thought I'd ask. - Thanks anyway. 828 01:04:30,910 --> 01:04:32,536 Have a good one. 829 01:04:35,122 --> 01:04:38,416 I got this month's issue of Italian Vogue. 830 01:04:43,089 --> 01:04:46,049 This month's? 831 01:04:46,133 --> 01:04:48,844 Listen to this. 832 01:04:48,928 --> 01:04:52,931 The Circle A clerk has this month's issue of Italian Vogue. 833 01:04:53,015 --> 01:04:54,432 - No way. - Way. 834 01:04:54,517 --> 01:04:57,018 I can't believe a fucking Circle A carries Italian Vogue. 835 01:04:57,103 --> 01:04:59,771 It doesn't. It's his own personal copy. 836 01:04:59,856 --> 01:05:01,857 He'll let it go for 27 bucks. 837 01:05:01,941 --> 01:05:03,775 Twenty-seven bucks? 838 01:05:03,860 --> 01:05:06,236 What the fuck do you care? We're talking about fucking per diem here. 839 01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:09,239 Look, we found an issue of Italian Vogue in Lebanon, Tennessee. 840 01:05:09,323 --> 01:05:11,363 We're lucky he's not asking for fucking Krugerrands. 841 01:05:11,409 --> 01:05:13,451 I'm getting it, and we're splitting it three ways. 842 01:05:13,536 --> 01:05:14,703 What, me, you and Kim? 843 01:05:14,787 --> 01:05:16,371 No, Kim doesn't give a shit about Italian Vogue. 844 01:05:16,455 --> 01:05:20,417 But Brandy will come in with us, and if she won't, Tysla, her sister, will. 845 01:05:21,502 --> 01:05:24,379 Okay. But if anybody tears out any sheets I want, 846 01:05:24,463 --> 01:05:25,922 you gotta make color Xerox of those pages. 847 01:05:26,007 --> 01:05:27,883 And I'm not talking fucking Kinko's here either, okay? 848 01:05:27,967 --> 01:05:31,761 You take it to the art department, you have them do it fucking right. 849 01:05:51,324 --> 01:05:53,575 You guys are good. 850 01:05:55,244 --> 01:05:56,244 Oh, my God. 851 01:06:33,824 --> 01:06:35,784 Your timing couldn't be better, Zoë. 852 01:06:35,868 --> 01:06:40,497 It just so happens that we're all three off duty for the next three days of shooting. 853 01:06:40,581 --> 01:06:43,041 Fucking hell. How does that happen? 854 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:45,961 Well, I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup, and she's off for the next three days, 855 01:06:46,045 --> 01:06:49,130 there's no stunts being filmed during that time, so Kim's free, 856 01:06:49,215 --> 01:06:53,218 and Lee's on a "will notify" for the next four days. 857 01:06:53,302 --> 01:06:55,136 So, how's the shoot going? 858 01:06:55,221 --> 01:06:57,013 Great. We're having the best time. 859 01:06:57,098 --> 01:06:59,265 The director, Cecil Evans, is so much fun. 860 01:06:59,350 --> 01:07:02,978 We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time. 861 01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:06,147 Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck. 862 01:07:06,232 --> 01:07:08,191 So, let's hear it, ladies. 863 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:10,777 Set romances. Who's getting it off? 864 01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:13,071 That would be Lee and Toolbox. 865 01:07:13,155 --> 01:07:16,366 Oh, Toolbox. Name sounds promising. 866 01:07:16,450 --> 01:07:18,576 - He's a grip. - What he is is a pervert. 867 01:07:18,661 --> 01:07:22,205 Well, he just keeps sounding better and better. 868 01:07:22,289 --> 01:07:24,374 What's his perversion? 869 01:07:25,418 --> 01:07:28,253 He likes to watch me pee. 870 01:07:28,337 --> 01:07:32,841 Lee is sitting on the toilet, and Toolbox is watching her pee. 871 01:07:32,925 --> 01:07:35,010 P-I-S-S-I-N-G. 872 01:07:36,846 --> 01:07:38,138 Yeah, but not no more. 873 01:07:38,222 --> 01:07:41,016 Now she's getting it on with The Rock. 874 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,435 - You're having one off with The Rock? - Not the real Rock. 875 01:07:43,519 --> 01:07:44,880 He's this electrician named Bruce. 876 01:07:44,937 --> 01:07:47,230 And Kim started calling him The Rock, 'cause he kind of looks like The Rock, 877 01:07:47,314 --> 01:07:49,024 so now we all just call him The Rock. 878 01:07:49,108 --> 01:07:50,692 Oh, yeah. This is an all-star crew. 879 01:07:50,776 --> 01:07:52,444 We got a guy who looks like Nick Cage 880 01:07:52,528 --> 01:07:54,070 and a guy who looks like Pee-wee Herman, too. 881 01:07:54,155 --> 01:07:56,865 Kim, dick department. Let's hear it. 882 01:07:56,949 --> 01:07:58,575 Mm-mm. No dick this trip. 883 01:07:58,659 --> 01:08:00,618 I got a man. 884 01:08:00,703 --> 01:08:03,747 - How long have you had this boyfriend? - About three months. 885 01:08:03,831 --> 01:08:05,373 Who'd you steal him from? 886 01:08:05,458 --> 01:08:07,584 - Nobody. - Kim! 887 01:08:07,668 --> 01:08:09,044 Wha... What? 888 01:08:09,128 --> 01:08:11,254 He totally had a girlfriend. 889 01:08:11,338 --> 01:08:14,591 All of Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend. 890 01:08:14,675 --> 01:08:16,634 I did not steal him. 891 01:08:16,719 --> 01:08:18,887 I didn't steal any of them. 892 01:08:18,971 --> 01:08:21,890 They just... jumped ship. 893 01:08:24,143 --> 01:08:26,061 So, what's your story, Abernathy? 894 01:08:26,145 --> 01:08:28,063 Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna. 895 01:08:28,147 --> 01:08:31,232 I had a set crush on Cecil. 896 01:08:31,317 --> 01:08:34,069 Set crush? Nigga, please! You were his set wife. 897 01:08:34,153 --> 01:08:36,905 "Were" and "had" being the key words here. 898 01:08:36,989 --> 01:08:39,115 Bitch, you two are still into each other, and you know it. 899 01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,159 Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me, 900 01:08:41,243 --> 01:08:44,954 then whey did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in? 901 01:08:45,081 --> 01:08:47,582 Ho-ho-ho! 902 01:08:47,666 --> 01:08:51,503 Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny! 903 01:08:51,587 --> 01:08:53,671 Oh, it's so funny! 904 01:08:53,756 --> 01:08:55,632 Oh, stop acting all hurt. Your ass just mad. 905 01:08:55,716 --> 01:08:58,093 Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker. 906 01:08:58,177 --> 01:09:00,617 Bitch, you need to get over that shit. That was two weeks ago. 907 01:09:00,679 --> 01:09:04,265 Oh, well, now that you put it like that. 908 01:09:04,350 --> 01:09:06,768 Oh, I haven't told you the best part. 909 01:09:06,852 --> 01:09:10,063 He fucked her on my birthday. 910 01:09:10,147 --> 01:09:12,774 Oh, that's a horse of a different color. 911 01:09:12,858 --> 01:09:14,234 Thank you. 912 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:15,944 Did he know it was your birthday? 913 01:09:16,028 --> 01:09:18,947 He's the director. He's kind of busy. 914 01:09:19,031 --> 01:09:23,159 He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present. 915 01:09:23,244 --> 01:09:25,286 Yeah, I think he knew. 916 01:09:25,371 --> 01:09:28,331 Well, what did he get you? 917 01:09:31,919 --> 01:09:33,503 He made me a tape. 918 01:09:33,587 --> 01:09:35,213 He made you a tape? 919 01:09:35,297 --> 01:09:36,714 - Yeah. - Wait. 920 01:09:36,799 --> 01:09:38,800 He didn't burn you a CD. He made you a tape? 921 01:09:38,884 --> 01:09:42,220 - Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic. 922 01:09:42,304 --> 01:09:45,181 Yes. I know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there. 923 01:09:45,266 --> 01:09:47,308 That sounds like the test of true love to me. 924 01:09:47,393 --> 01:09:49,727 Look, I know you guys like him. 925 01:09:49,812 --> 01:09:53,940 He's likable, but he fucked another woman on my birthday. 926 01:09:54,024 --> 01:09:55,650 How can you not be on my side? 927 01:09:55,734 --> 01:09:57,735 Well, I admit, that sounds bad. 928 01:09:57,820 --> 01:09:59,154 It is bad! 929 01:09:59,238 --> 01:10:02,157 It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that. 930 01:10:02,241 --> 01:10:04,701 - Were you two fucking? - Hell, no. 931 01:10:04,785 --> 01:10:06,744 Hello. Is your name Abernathy? 932 01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:08,329 Sorry. 933 01:10:08,414 --> 01:10:12,208 The answer to your question is no, of course not. 934 01:10:12,293 --> 01:10:15,211 What do you mean, "No, of course not"? 935 01:10:15,296 --> 01:10:19,465 The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years is because girls will fuck him. 936 01:10:19,550 --> 01:10:22,844 And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. 937 01:10:22,928 --> 01:10:26,598 Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, 938 01:10:26,682 --> 01:10:29,184 but if I did want to be his girlfriend, 939 01:10:29,268 --> 01:10:31,811 if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. 940 01:10:31,896 --> 01:10:34,272 I'd be one of his regulars. 941 01:10:35,441 --> 01:10:37,441 And I'm just getting too fucking old for that shit. 942 01:10:37,443 --> 01:10:39,861 Have you let him do anything? 943 01:10:39,945 --> 01:10:41,362 Yes! 944 01:10:42,364 --> 01:10:44,324 I've let him give me a foot massage, 945 01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:47,702 and when we go to the movies, I've let him hold my hand. 946 01:10:47,786 --> 01:10:50,955 Bitch, you might be acting like you 12 years old, 947 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:52,665 but he just acting like a man. 948 01:10:52,750 --> 01:10:54,834 You need to break that nigga off a piece. 949 01:10:54,919 --> 01:10:56,920 Let me get this straight. 950 01:10:57,004 --> 01:10:59,005 - You're not fucking him... - Mm-mm. 951 01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:00,529 - You're not sucking him... - Mm-mm. 952 01:11:00,591 --> 01:11:04,385 You're not giving him any tongue, but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is. 953 01:11:04,470 --> 01:11:06,596 Okay, can we just take my sex life off the table? 954 01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:11,226 Actually, uh, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table and your lack of one. 955 01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,394 Ohhh! 956 01:11:17,942 --> 01:11:19,943 Fuck both of you and your little high five. 957 01:11:20,027 --> 01:11:24,697 Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga, 958 01:11:24,782 --> 01:11:27,283 and you can start by giving that motherfucker a hand job 959 01:11:27,368 --> 01:11:28,743 in the back of the van on Tuesday. 960 01:11:28,827 --> 01:11:30,453 I'm not gonna do that. 961 01:11:30,537 --> 01:11:33,206 I know you won't. But you know who will. 962 01:11:33,290 --> 01:11:36,251 The bitch that ends up living in that big-ass mansion of his. 963 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:40,797 Now, I gotta say, I haven't entirely agreed with everything Kim said, but it is true: 964 01:11:40,881 --> 01:11:43,258 If you stretch shit out like you have with Cecil, 965 01:11:43,342 --> 01:11:45,426 and you suddenly get dirty on them, 966 01:11:45,511 --> 01:11:49,097 it blows their mind. 967 01:11:49,181 --> 01:11:52,767 So, Zoë, Kim and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave. 968 01:11:52,851 --> 01:11:56,104 - What were you working on? - Three Kicks to the Head, Part Three. 969 01:11:56,188 --> 01:11:59,691 And, admittedly, we're a little fucked-up. 970 01:11:59,775 --> 01:12:02,652 - Cheers to that. - Word. 971 01:12:02,736 --> 01:12:04,153 Cheers. 972 01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,531 So, Zoë, 973 01:12:06,615 --> 01:12:08,449 the genius, 974 01:12:08,534 --> 01:12:11,286 wants to take a picture of me. 975 01:12:11,370 --> 01:12:14,914 It's dark as hell, and you can't see shit. 976 01:12:14,999 --> 01:12:17,375 So she's got her camera and keeps saying, 977 01:12:17,459 --> 01:12:19,836 "Step back a little," so I do. 978 01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:24,299 Then, "A little further," so I step back a little further. 979 01:12:24,383 --> 01:12:27,677 Then, "A little more," so I do. 980 01:12:27,761 --> 01:12:30,638 Then I realize I'm right at the edge 981 01:12:30,723 --> 01:12:33,308 of a seven-foot concrete ditch 982 01:12:33,392 --> 01:12:38,313 with God knows how many rocks and broken bottles and rats in it, 983 01:12:38,397 --> 01:12:41,691 and if I fell in that fucking thing, I'd probably would've broken my fucking neck. 984 01:12:41,775 --> 01:12:45,695 So I'm yelling at her, "Zoë, you almost killed me!" 985 01:12:47,489 --> 01:12:51,409 So we laugh about it and walk a little further, 986 01:12:51,493 --> 01:12:54,078 and Zoë starts fucking around, 987 01:12:54,246 --> 01:12:59,834 and damn if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch. 988 01:12:59,918 --> 01:13:02,170 Nice. Nice. 989 01:13:02,254 --> 01:13:05,173 Thank you. Yep. Thank you. 990 01:13:05,257 --> 01:13:07,967 I remember taking a step and looking down. 991 01:13:08,052 --> 01:13:11,179 Just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch Abbie was talking about," 992 01:13:11,263 --> 01:13:13,765 bam, I'm in the fucking ditch, you know? 993 01:13:13,849 --> 01:13:15,350 What happened? 994 01:13:15,434 --> 01:13:18,770 What, with Zoë the cat? Nothing. 995 01:13:18,854 --> 01:13:20,646 If I fell in that fucking thing, 996 01:13:20,731 --> 01:13:22,732 they would've had to helicopter me out of there. 997 01:13:22,816 --> 01:13:25,360 Zoë just lands on her feet. 998 01:13:25,444 --> 01:13:28,863 But then, later, I started feeling a little bad about myself. 999 01:13:28,947 --> 01:13:32,742 Zoë falls in the ditch, and it's nothing. 1000 01:13:32,826 --> 01:13:34,577 We're laughing about it. 1001 01:13:34,661 --> 01:13:36,788 If I fell in that fucking thing, 1002 01:13:36,872 --> 01:13:38,706 I probably would've been fucking paralyzed. 1003 01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:40,375 Oh, honey, you can't think like that. 1004 01:13:40,459 --> 01:13:43,002 You know, we all have our individual talents, 1005 01:13:43,087 --> 01:13:44,754 and that just happens to be one of Zoë's. 1006 01:13:44,838 --> 01:13:46,589 - Yeah. - Well... 1007 01:13:46,673 --> 01:13:49,592 physically speaking, Zoë is amazing. 1008 01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:53,054 I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness. 1009 01:13:53,138 --> 01:13:55,973 There's few human beings that can fuck with Zoë on that front. 1010 01:13:56,058 --> 01:13:58,267 Oh, Kim, I like you, too. 1011 01:13:59,561 --> 01:14:01,229 Having said that, 1012 01:14:01,313 --> 01:14:04,023 before you get too envious of Zoë's prowess, 1013 01:14:04,108 --> 01:14:06,859 you're missing the most important part of that story. 1014 01:14:06,944 --> 01:14:10,238 You didn't fall in the ditch, Zoë did. 1015 01:14:10,322 --> 01:14:14,200 Zoë even knew there was a ditch there because you told her, 1016 01:14:14,284 --> 01:14:16,327 and she still fell in. 1017 01:14:16,412 --> 01:14:19,414 So, Lee's right. We all have our talents. 1018 01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:22,667 Hey, I resemble that remark. 1019 01:14:25,838 --> 01:14:28,047 So, Kim, you still pack a roscoe? 1020 01:14:31,176 --> 01:14:33,261 Check it out, bitch. 1021 01:14:33,345 --> 01:14:35,680 - Ooh, nice one, mate. - I know this. 1022 01:14:35,764 --> 01:14:38,683 - What's a roscoe? - A roscoe is a pistol. 1023 01:14:38,767 --> 01:14:41,227 - You carry a gun? - Uh-huh. 1024 01:14:41,311 --> 01:14:44,147 - You have a license to carry it? - Yeah. 1025 01:14:44,231 --> 01:14:47,525 When I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license. 1026 01:14:47,609 --> 01:14:50,027 Oh, I didn't know you were... 1027 01:14:52,114 --> 01:14:55,575 Okay, I didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me. I didn't say it. 1028 01:14:55,659 --> 01:14:57,452 God! 1029 01:14:57,536 --> 01:14:59,454 Did you know Kim carried a gun? 1030 01:14:59,538 --> 01:15:03,541 Yes. Now, do I approve? No. 1031 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:05,626 Do I know? Yes. 1032 01:15:05,711 --> 01:15:09,505 Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in, 1033 01:15:09,590 --> 01:15:12,300 but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun. 1034 01:15:12,384 --> 01:15:16,220 You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns 1035 01:15:16,305 --> 01:15:18,806 tend to get shot more than people who don't. 1036 01:15:18,891 --> 01:15:21,142 And you can't get around the fact that if I go down 1037 01:15:21,226 --> 01:15:23,853 to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, 1038 01:15:23,937 --> 01:15:25,771 I might get my ass raped. 1039 01:15:25,856 --> 01:15:27,648 Don't do your laundry at midnight. 1040 01:15:27,733 --> 01:15:31,277 Fuck that. I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry. 1041 01:15:31,361 --> 01:15:34,322 There are other things you can carry other than a gun. 1042 01:15:34,406 --> 01:15:35,865 Pepper spray. 1043 01:15:35,949 --> 01:15:40,119 Uh, motherfucker try to rape me, I don't wanna give him a skin rash. 1044 01:15:40,204 --> 01:15:42,538 I wanna shut that nigga down. 1045 01:15:43,832 --> 01:15:46,042 How about a knife at least? 1046 01:15:46,126 --> 01:15:49,295 Yeah. You know what happens to motherfuckers carry knives? 1047 01:15:50,297 --> 01:15:52,340 They get shot! 1048 01:15:52,424 --> 01:15:55,176 Look, if I ever become a famous actress, 1049 01:15:55,260 --> 01:15:56,719 I won't carry a gun. 1050 01:15:56,803 --> 01:15:59,305 I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga, and he'll carry the gun. 1051 01:15:59,389 --> 01:16:01,224 And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh. 1052 01:16:01,308 --> 01:16:04,143 But until that day, it's wild West, motherfucker. 1053 01:16:04,228 --> 01:16:07,563 So, Zoë, you thought about what you want to do first? 1054 01:16:08,982 --> 01:16:12,610 It just so happens I know exactly what I wanna do. 1055 01:16:12,694 --> 01:16:14,362 Oh, really? 1056 01:16:14,446 --> 01:16:16,280 And what would that be? 1057 01:16:16,365 --> 01:16:18,533 To me, there's no point in being in America 1058 01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:20,701 unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car. 1059 01:16:20,786 --> 01:16:22,870 And I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger. 1060 01:16:22,955 --> 01:16:26,332 Fuck me swinging, balls out. 1061 01:16:27,543 --> 01:16:30,878 Um, well, I guess we can talk to Transpo. 1062 01:16:30,963 --> 01:16:33,256 But does it have to be a Dodge Challenger? 1063 01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:34,549 Not just that. 1064 01:16:34,633 --> 01:16:38,761 It has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine. 1065 01:16:41,473 --> 01:16:44,684 How in the fuck do you expect to do that? 1066 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:46,561 No worries, mate. 1067 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:48,646 I've got it all worked out. 1068 01:16:48,730 --> 01:16:51,774 When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out 1069 01:16:51,858 --> 01:16:55,611 that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebanon News Sentinel. 1070 01:16:55,696 --> 01:16:57,572 - So, back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home? 1071 01:16:57,656 --> 01:16:59,282 Australia, right? 1072 01:17:00,993 --> 01:17:03,035 What do you mean by that, mate? 1073 01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:06,414 Zoë's from New Zealand, and you never... 1074 01:17:06,498 --> 01:17:10,167 I repeat, never... call a Kiwi an Aussie. 1075 01:17:10,252 --> 01:17:14,046 That is, unless you want your ass kicked. 1076 01:17:14,131 --> 01:17:16,173 I'm so sorry. I really am. 1077 01:17:16,258 --> 01:17:18,968 Oh, it's okay. 1078 01:17:19,052 --> 01:17:22,305 We're just taking the piss out of you, mate. 1079 01:17:22,389 --> 01:17:25,433 Auckland, to answer your question. 1080 01:17:25,517 --> 01:17:28,311 Anyway, I subscribed to the local paper a month ago. 1081 01:17:28,395 --> 01:17:31,897 Now, why the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand? 1082 01:17:31,982 --> 01:17:34,483 Pipe down, and I'll tell you. 1083 01:17:34,610 --> 01:17:36,451 I've been getting the paper for the last month, 1084 01:17:36,528 --> 01:17:39,155 and I've been checking the classified at the back, looking at cars for sale. 1085 01:17:39,239 --> 01:17:41,866 So, as of yesterday, 1086 01:17:41,950 --> 01:17:44,201 for sale, in this town, 1087 01:17:44,286 --> 01:17:47,455 some dude is selling a stock 1970 Dodge Challenger 1088 01:17:47,539 --> 01:17:51,417 with a 440 engine and a white paint job. 1089 01:17:51,501 --> 01:17:54,170 And you wanna buy it? 1090 01:17:54,254 --> 01:17:58,299 Kim, I may be stupid, but I'm not bloody stupid. 1091 01:17:58,383 --> 01:18:02,136 I wanna say I wanna buy it, so he'll let me test-drive it. 1092 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:05,598 A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job. 1093 01:18:05,682 --> 01:18:08,726 - Oh, uh, Kowalski. - Kowalski from Vanishing Point. 1094 01:18:08,810 --> 01:18:11,312 - Mate, it's a fucking classic! - Mmm, I get it. 1095 01:18:11,396 --> 01:18:13,648 If I can get this guy to let me drive it without him, 1096 01:18:13,732 --> 01:18:16,275 I will blow the doors off that bitch. 1097 01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:19,236 - What's Vanishing Point? - Oh, God. 1098 01:18:19,321 --> 01:18:21,364 "What's Vanishing Point?" 1099 01:18:21,448 --> 01:18:24,492 Abs, I'm supposed to be the illiterate one. 1100 01:18:24,576 --> 01:18:27,286 It's just one of the best American movies ever made. 1101 01:18:27,371 --> 01:18:31,791 Actually, Zoë, most girls wouldn't know Vanishing Point. 1102 01:18:31,875 --> 01:18:34,460 Excuse me. "Most girls"? 1103 01:18:34,544 --> 01:18:36,420 What the fuck are you two? 1104 01:18:36,505 --> 01:18:39,674 Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it. 1105 01:18:39,758 --> 01:18:41,801 Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit. 1106 01:18:41,885 --> 01:18:44,512 Oh, I like Pretty in Pink. 1107 01:18:44,596 --> 01:18:47,098 What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies? 1108 01:18:47,182 --> 01:18:49,183 Of course I did. I'm a girl. 1109 01:18:49,267 --> 01:18:51,310 But I also watched car shit, too. 1110 01:18:51,395 --> 01:18:53,979 - Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1111 01:18:54,064 --> 01:18:55,690 Gone in 60 Seconds... 1112 01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:58,401 The real one, not that Angelina Jolie bullshit. 1113 01:18:58,485 --> 01:19:00,695 We have an outdoors theater in Auckland. 1114 01:19:00,779 --> 01:19:03,364 It plays Vanishing Point, Big Wednesday, 1115 01:19:03,448 --> 01:19:06,033 all the classics. 1116 01:19:21,717 --> 01:19:23,342 What do you horny gals want? 1117 01:19:27,264 --> 01:19:30,349 Hey, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale? 1118 01:19:30,434 --> 01:19:32,727 Right up here, ladies. 1119 01:19:46,575 --> 01:19:49,493 This shit is off the fucking hook! 1120 01:19:49,578 --> 01:19:53,247 Fucking legendary, mate. 1121 01:19:54,332 --> 01:19:57,585 Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment, 1122 01:19:57,669 --> 01:19:59,795 I'd just like to have a word alone with my business associate. 1123 01:19:59,880 --> 01:20:02,214 - You ladies take your time. - Okay. 1124 01:20:04,676 --> 01:20:06,177 Mmm. 1125 01:20:08,263 --> 01:20:11,015 What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself. 1126 01:20:11,099 --> 01:20:13,893 I... I intend to, but first, I need to ask you something. 1127 01:20:13,977 --> 01:20:15,227 What? 1128 01:20:15,312 --> 01:20:20,232 If he lets us take it out on our own, I wanna play ship's mast. 1129 01:20:20,317 --> 01:20:22,151 - Oh, hell, no! - Would you keep it down? 1130 01:20:22,235 --> 01:20:24,445 - Ain't no way I'm doing ship's mast. - For Christ sakes... 1131 01:20:24,529 --> 01:20:26,405 - Don't blaspheme. - Sorry. 1132 01:20:26,490 --> 01:20:29,408 Now, what did you say after the last time? 1133 01:20:29,493 --> 01:20:32,620 - Look, I know what I said... - What did you say? 1134 01:20:32,704 --> 01:20:35,865 - I know I said we shouldn't do this again... - No. You didn't say we shouldn't. 1135 01:20:35,874 --> 01:20:37,625 You said we ain't ever gonna do that again. 1136 01:20:37,709 --> 01:20:39,794 - Yeah, but... - "But," my ass! 1137 01:20:39,878 --> 01:20:42,880 You said not only are we never gonna play ship's mast again, 1138 01:20:42,964 --> 01:20:45,841 but you also said if you ever do what you trying to do now 1139 01:20:45,926 --> 01:20:48,385 to not only refuse, but that I had permission 1140 01:20:48,470 --> 01:20:51,013 to physically restrain your ass if necessary. 1141 01:20:51,097 --> 01:20:53,349 Now, did you or did you not say that? 1142 01:20:53,433 --> 01:20:55,142 - Well... - No, no, no, no. 1143 01:20:55,227 --> 01:20:57,019 Answer the question, motherfucker. 1144 01:20:57,103 --> 01:20:58,813 Did you or did you not say that? 1145 01:20:58,897 --> 01:21:01,023 Yes, I said that. However... 1146 01:21:01,107 --> 01:21:02,483 Whatever with your "however." 1147 01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:06,529 Look, I know I said it, and I know I meant it... 1148 01:21:06,613 --> 01:21:07,613 Damn skippy you meant it. 1149 01:21:07,697 --> 01:21:10,574 Yeah, but when I said it, I didn't mean in America. 1150 01:21:10,659 --> 01:21:12,660 - Oh, nigga, please! - Really... 1151 01:21:12,744 --> 01:21:14,662 I meant we should never play ship's mast again 1152 01:21:14,746 --> 01:21:16,831 in New Zealand or Australia. 1153 01:21:16,915 --> 01:21:18,916 You are such a liar. 1154 01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:21,669 Look, I know what I said when I said it. 1155 01:21:21,753 --> 01:21:24,171 But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America. 1156 01:21:24,256 --> 01:21:26,924 And when I said it, if I had known I was going to come to America 1157 01:21:27,008 --> 01:21:28,688 and had the opportunity to play ship's mast 1158 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:31,679 with a fucking Vanishing Point Challenger, 1159 01:21:31,763 --> 01:21:33,973 I would've added a "however." 1160 01:21:34,057 --> 01:21:35,891 Right? 1161 01:21:40,856 --> 01:21:43,858 Okay, oddly enough, I actually understood that. 1162 01:21:43,942 --> 01:21:48,153 However, just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit 1163 01:21:48,238 --> 01:21:50,447 doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind. 1164 01:21:50,532 --> 01:21:53,325 You need two people to play ship's mast, and I ain't playing. 1165 01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:03,085 I'll be your best friend. 1166 01:22:03,169 --> 01:22:06,213 I don't need me no best friend lives on the other side of planet Earth. 1167 01:22:06,298 --> 01:22:09,049 - I'll crack your back. - You'll crack it anyway. 1168 01:22:09,134 --> 01:22:11,719 Well, of course I'll crack it anyway. 1169 01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:15,598 But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back-cracking slave. 1170 01:22:15,682 --> 01:22:18,475 Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it. 1171 01:22:18,560 --> 01:22:20,394 You just order me to do it. Just be, like... 1172 01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:22,730 "Bitch, get over here and get busy." 1173 01:22:29,321 --> 01:22:31,322 - You crack my back, you'll give me foot massages... - Mm-hmm. Mmm. 1174 01:22:31,406 --> 01:22:34,658 And after a shower, you put moisturizer on my butt. 1175 01:22:34,743 --> 01:22:37,578 Deal. 1176 01:22:37,662 --> 01:22:40,462 So, we're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him. 1177 01:22:40,498 --> 01:22:43,500 If he does, you wait here with Lee, and we'll be back in a moment. 1178 01:22:43,585 --> 01:22:45,085 What? 1179 01:22:45,170 --> 01:22:48,088 I said, we're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him... 1180 01:22:48,173 --> 01:22:49,757 I heard what you said. 1181 01:22:49,841 --> 01:22:53,135 I just can't believe what you said. 1182 01:22:54,512 --> 01:22:56,138 You know, you two got some fucking balls. 1183 01:22:56,222 --> 01:22:57,640 What? 1184 01:22:57,724 --> 01:22:59,475 Don't play dumb-ass with me. 1185 01:22:59,559 --> 01:23:01,185 I've been up all night. 1186 01:23:01,269 --> 01:23:04,563 I'm still a little drunk and I have a hangover. 1187 01:23:04,648 --> 01:23:08,025 I should be in my hotel room asleep, not fucking around here on Tobacco Road. 1188 01:23:08,109 --> 01:23:11,987 But because Zoë wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here. 1189 01:23:12,072 --> 01:23:15,157 Now you two got the balls to ask me... no, scratch that... 1190 01:23:15,241 --> 01:23:18,285 tell me I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad 1191 01:23:18,370 --> 01:23:20,329 while the cool kids get to go out and play? 1192 01:23:20,413 --> 01:23:22,206 Bullshit on that. 1193 01:23:22,290 --> 01:23:24,500 - It ain't like that. - Then what's it like, Kim? 1194 01:23:24,584 --> 01:23:26,210 You guys are our collateral. 1195 01:23:26,294 --> 01:23:28,671 He is never gonna go for it if we all go. 1196 01:23:28,755 --> 01:23:32,591 I really think one human being will be collateral enough. 1197 01:23:32,676 --> 01:23:34,802 You're not gonna wanna do what we're doing. 1198 01:23:34,886 --> 01:23:36,428 What, drive a car? 1199 01:23:36,513 --> 01:23:38,597 - Mmm. - We're doing more than that. 1200 01:23:38,682 --> 01:23:40,516 What, drive it fast? 1201 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,394 We're doing more than that. 1202 01:23:43,478 --> 01:23:45,813 Actually, we're paying you a compliment, 1203 01:23:45,897 --> 01:23:48,023 'cause we gonna do some stupid shit. 1204 01:23:50,151 --> 01:23:52,444 But that's okay. We're stunt people. We ain't got good sense. 1205 01:23:52,529 --> 01:23:53,612 But you got good sense, 1206 01:23:53,697 --> 01:23:56,323 and anybody with good sense ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing. 1207 01:23:56,408 --> 01:23:58,033 How do you know I don't wanna do it? 1208 01:23:58,118 --> 01:24:01,537 - 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah. 1209 01:24:04,582 --> 01:24:07,001 You know, we're supposed to be this big posse, 1210 01:24:07,085 --> 01:24:08,502 but that's the excuse you guys use 1211 01:24:08,586 --> 01:24:11,005 whenever you want to exclude me from something. 1212 01:24:11,089 --> 01:24:16,010 So, what is it you two daredevils are doing that I'm just so uncool, 1213 01:24:16,094 --> 01:24:18,345 I couldn't possibly understand? 1214 01:24:18,430 --> 01:24:21,015 You know, we're kind of conning this guy, 1215 01:24:21,099 --> 01:24:24,727 so maybe it's best that we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us. 1216 01:24:24,811 --> 01:24:29,523 Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway. 1217 01:24:32,444 --> 01:24:36,238 Okay. How about this? 1218 01:24:36,322 --> 01:24:37,448 I'll talk him into it. 1219 01:24:37,532 --> 01:24:39,450 But if I talk him into it, I go along. 1220 01:24:40,785 --> 01:24:44,038 - How you gonna do that? - Eh, that's my problem. 1221 01:24:44,122 --> 01:24:46,081 But don't worry. 1222 01:24:46,166 --> 01:24:48,292 He'll say yes. 1223 01:24:48,376 --> 01:24:50,044 What are you gonna do, blow him? 1224 01:24:50,128 --> 01:24:53,047 No! 1225 01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:55,632 I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him. 1226 01:24:59,554 --> 01:25:01,722 That's good. 1227 01:25:01,806 --> 01:25:03,974 Not really. 1228 01:25:04,059 --> 01:25:07,269 But let me handle it. We got a deal? 1229 01:25:11,357 --> 01:25:13,067 Okay, Mommy, listen up. 1230 01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:15,319 You wanna hang with the cool kids, 1231 01:25:15,403 --> 01:25:17,071 you got to be cool. 1232 01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:18,655 We take you along, you don't say shit. 1233 01:25:18,740 --> 01:25:19,740 You don't even say crap. 1234 01:25:19,824 --> 01:25:21,492 You just sit in the back, and I don't wanna hear 1235 01:25:21,576 --> 01:25:22,826 a peep out of your ass, you understand? 1236 01:25:22,911 --> 01:25:24,286 - Got it. - I'm serious now. 1237 01:25:24,370 --> 01:25:26,205 You start nagging us, we're pulling over to the side of the road, 1238 01:25:26,289 --> 01:25:28,248 kicking your ass out and picking you up later. 1239 01:25:28,333 --> 01:25:30,167 Agreed. 1240 01:25:33,838 --> 01:25:36,757 Okay. Go work your magic. 1241 01:25:43,264 --> 01:25:45,099 - Hello, sir. - Hello! 1242 01:25:45,183 --> 01:25:46,600 - Hello. What's your name? - Jasper. 1243 01:25:46,684 --> 01:25:48,310 Hello, Jasper. I'm Abernathy. 1244 01:25:48,394 --> 01:25:50,020 - Aber... what? - Abernathy. 1245 01:25:50,105 --> 01:25:52,481 - What's your first name? - That is my first name. 1246 01:25:52,565 --> 01:25:54,191 What kind of first name is that? 1247 01:25:54,275 --> 01:25:56,110 You know what? Just call me Abbie. 1248 01:25:56,194 --> 01:25:58,654 Okay, Abbie. 1249 01:25:58,738 --> 01:26:01,448 Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and I 1250 01:26:01,533 --> 01:26:03,700 could take the car out for a little test-drive out on our own. 1251 01:26:03,785 --> 01:26:05,452 You know, just to see if we're comfortable in it. 1252 01:26:05,537 --> 01:26:07,287 Why would I do something stupid like that? 1253 01:26:07,372 --> 01:26:09,665 To better sell your automobile. 1254 01:26:09,749 --> 01:26:11,959 How do I know y'all ain't just gonna steal it? 1255 01:26:12,043 --> 01:26:14,294 Four reasons, actually. 1256 01:26:14,379 --> 01:26:16,505 One, we're not thieves. 1257 01:26:16,589 --> 01:26:19,299 Two, that would be rude. 1258 01:26:19,384 --> 01:26:21,510 Three, we're staying at the Days Inn in town. 1259 01:26:21,594 --> 01:26:23,395 You can call the hotel, check with management. 1260 01:26:23,429 --> 01:26:25,097 We're registered for the next month. 1261 01:26:25,181 --> 01:26:27,141 Actually, Zoë's not. 1262 01:26:27,225 --> 01:26:29,893 But Kim and I are, so we're totally track-downable. 1263 01:26:29,978 --> 01:26:31,687 Who's Kim? The colored girl? 1264 01:26:32,772 --> 01:26:36,150 Yes. Kim would be the girl of color. 1265 01:26:36,234 --> 01:26:38,861 And reason number four, and the most important, 1266 01:26:38,945 --> 01:26:41,613 while we're taking the car out for a little spin, 1267 01:26:41,698 --> 01:26:44,658 that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted 1268 01:26:44,742 --> 01:26:48,120 with our other friend, Lee. 1269 01:26:51,291 --> 01:26:53,667 Why does she look kind of familiar? 1270 01:26:53,751 --> 01:26:56,628 That would be because she's a famous actress. 1271 01:26:56,713 --> 01:26:58,714 Oh. 1272 01:26:58,798 --> 01:27:00,174 Why is she dressed like that? 1273 01:27:00,258 --> 01:27:03,385 Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town, 1274 01:27:03,469 --> 01:27:06,513 and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders. 1275 01:27:06,598 --> 01:27:08,348 What's a cheerleader movie? 1276 01:27:08,433 --> 01:27:10,976 A movie about cheerleaders. 1277 01:27:11,060 --> 01:27:12,394 Is it a porno movie? 1278 01:27:13,897 --> 01:27:16,565 Yes, it is. 1279 01:27:16,649 --> 01:27:19,234 But don't mention it. 1280 01:27:19,319 --> 01:27:21,612 She's shy. 1281 01:27:24,365 --> 01:27:27,701 Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee. 1282 01:27:27,785 --> 01:27:29,786 Now, you two kids stay out of trouble. 1283 01:27:29,871 --> 01:27:32,998 Hey, good-lookin', be back to pick you up later. 1284 01:27:33,082 --> 01:27:34,917 Ta-ta! 1285 01:27:44,344 --> 01:27:46,220 Gulp. 1286 01:28:01,069 --> 01:28:03,528 You thinking what I'm thinking? 1287 01:28:03,613 --> 01:28:05,239 I think I'm thinking it. 1288 01:28:05,323 --> 01:28:06,782 What are you and you thinking? 1289 01:28:06,866 --> 01:28:10,202 I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up. 1290 01:28:13,289 --> 01:28:15,457 - Where y'all going? - You stay put. 1291 01:28:15,541 --> 01:28:17,501 I gotta take a... 1292 01:28:33,935 --> 01:28:36,895 So, you ready to do this? 1293 01:28:36,980 --> 01:28:38,397 You sure? 1294 01:28:38,481 --> 01:28:41,733 Well, I always don't wanna do it right before I'm gonna do it. 1295 01:28:41,818 --> 01:28:42,818 You know what I mean? 1296 01:28:42,902 --> 01:28:45,320 Yeah, I know what you mean, 'cause I don't wanna do it. 1297 01:28:45,405 --> 01:28:47,531 - Kim... - I'm just saying. 1298 01:28:47,615 --> 01:28:49,283 Look, if you're gonna take the piss out of it... 1299 01:28:49,367 --> 01:28:50,993 I'm just saying. 1300 01:28:52,537 --> 01:28:54,538 You wanna start out on top? 1301 01:28:55,623 --> 01:28:59,459 Practically doesn't count if you start on the top. 1302 01:29:03,298 --> 01:29:06,341 Here are your gloves. 1303 01:29:12,682 --> 01:29:15,600 No, no, no, no. I'm wearing the jacket. 1304 01:29:15,685 --> 01:29:17,394 This is my jacket. 1305 01:29:17,478 --> 01:29:21,857 Um, ain't you 'posed to be my slave or some shit? 1306 01:29:21,941 --> 01:29:24,985 - Come on. - I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet! 1307 01:29:25,069 --> 01:29:28,030 "Bonnet," my ass. You on the hood. 1308 01:29:36,664 --> 01:29:38,999 Y'all, I think I hear a car coming! 1309 01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,709 Give me your belt. 1310 01:29:40,793 --> 01:29:42,210 Oh. 1311 01:29:44,881 --> 01:29:47,841 But this is my cute shit. 1312 01:29:47,925 --> 01:29:49,051 - Well... - Fuck that. 1313 01:29:49,135 --> 01:29:51,595 Get Abernathy's belt. 1314 01:29:51,679 --> 01:29:53,680 Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt. 1315 01:29:58,644 --> 01:30:01,063 - Give me your belt. - No. 1316 01:30:01,147 --> 01:30:03,523 - Prada. - Come on, give her the belt. 1317 01:30:03,608 --> 01:30:05,525 Magic word. 1318 01:30:05,610 --> 01:30:07,694 Please give her the belt. 1319 01:30:07,779 --> 01:30:10,364 Just 'cause you asked nicely. 1320 01:30:13,117 --> 01:30:16,370 - It's nice to be nice, Kim! - Whatever. 1321 01:30:16,454 --> 01:30:17,621 You know what? 1322 01:30:17,705 --> 01:30:20,874 Don't even fucking think about asking me next time you want me to do your hair. 1323 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:21,958 Your ass gonna do it. 1324 01:30:22,043 --> 01:30:23,377 Yeah, and you'll ask "pretty please," bitch, 1325 01:30:23,461 --> 01:30:25,212 because that's what you do when no one else is looking. 1326 01:30:25,296 --> 01:30:26,417 You ain't that fucking hard. 1327 01:30:26,464 --> 01:30:27,589 I ain't getting that shit. 1328 01:30:27,673 --> 01:30:30,133 Abernathy, don't get on my nerves right now. 1329 01:30:30,218 --> 01:30:31,259 I got shit on my mind. 1330 01:30:31,386 --> 01:30:32,969 Ooh! 1331 01:30:33,054 --> 01:30:35,055 You know, I ain't six. 1332 01:30:48,903 --> 01:30:50,744 It's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows? 1333 01:30:50,822 --> 01:30:53,073 No. 1334 01:30:53,157 --> 01:30:56,660 Okay, Abernathy. Check this out. 1335 01:31:08,339 --> 01:31:10,507 What the fuck are you guys doing? 1336 01:31:18,808 --> 01:31:20,809 What does that mean? 1337 01:31:22,437 --> 01:31:24,604 Whoa. 1338 01:31:28,734 --> 01:31:31,445 Faster, you black bitch! Faster! 1339 01:31:39,287 --> 01:31:41,455 Is that fast enough for your bony ass? 1340 01:31:41,539 --> 01:31:43,582 Whoohoo! 1341 01:31:43,666 --> 01:31:45,959 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 1342 01:31:49,839 --> 01:31:52,382 Abernathy, get your ass up here. 1343 01:31:59,724 --> 01:32:01,308 All righty. 1344 01:32:01,392 --> 01:32:04,186 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1345 01:32:15,281 --> 01:32:17,491 Go, go, go! 1346 01:32:17,575 --> 01:32:20,243 Check it out, bitch. You want it fucking faster? 1347 01:33:35,778 --> 01:33:39,489 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck? Shit! 1348 01:33:42,076 --> 01:33:44,035 Zoë! 1349 01:33:45,746 --> 01:33:47,622 Damn it! 1350 01:33:55,464 --> 01:33:56,590 Now. 1351 01:33:57,925 --> 01:33:59,134 Did you do something to him? 1352 01:33:59,218 --> 01:34:01,344 - Did you say something? - Nothing! Nothing! 1353 01:34:01,429 --> 01:34:02,554 Shit! 1354 01:34:02,638 --> 01:34:03,999 Shit, here he comes! Here he comes! 1355 01:34:07,810 --> 01:34:10,520 - Oh, Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit! 1356 01:34:10,605 --> 01:34:12,814 - Whoa. - Hold on, Zoë! 1357 01:34:22,074 --> 01:34:24,117 Oh, my God! Zoë! 1358 01:34:24,201 --> 01:34:26,411 - Oh! Hold on! - I can't! 1359 01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:30,624 Whoo! 1360 01:34:30,708 --> 01:34:32,000 Fuck you, motherfucker! 1361 01:34:33,628 --> 01:34:36,004 Zoë! Zoë! 1362 01:34:37,548 --> 01:34:40,467 - I'm sorry I called you a black bitch! - I forgive you! Now hold the fuck on! 1363 01:34:40,551 --> 01:34:42,636 Whoa! Whoa! Get away! 1364 01:34:44,972 --> 01:34:47,641 Oh, shit! I can't fucking see! I can't see! 1365 01:34:47,725 --> 01:34:49,643 Zoë, move your legs! 1366 01:34:51,646 --> 01:34:53,938 Fuck you! 1367 01:34:54,023 --> 01:34:55,815 Come on! Come on! 1368 01:34:58,861 --> 01:35:00,362 Redneck lunatic bastard! 1369 01:35:00,446 --> 01:35:01,821 Get away from me! 1370 01:35:01,906 --> 01:35:04,991 Baby, just hold on! 1371 01:35:05,076 --> 01:35:07,369 - Zoë... - Fuck you! 1372 01:35:07,453 --> 01:35:11,206 - Oh, my God! - Come on! Come on! 1373 01:35:14,377 --> 01:35:16,753 Fucking get away from me! 1374 01:35:19,757 --> 01:35:22,676 - Oh, shit! - I'm scared, Kim! I'm really scared! 1375 01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:26,054 - I know, baby. Just hold on. - Watch your feet! 1376 01:35:29,058 --> 01:35:31,726 - You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking psychotic bitch! 1377 01:35:31,811 --> 01:35:35,271 - Zoë - Here, suck on this for a while! 1378 01:35:36,607 --> 01:35:39,192 Zoë! 1379 01:35:39,276 --> 01:35:40,777 God damn it! 1380 01:35:51,831 --> 01:35:54,541 Zoë! 1381 01:36:05,970 --> 01:36:07,595 He's coming up! 1382 01:36:07,722 --> 01:36:09,472 Get away from us, you cocksucker! 1383 01:36:09,557 --> 01:36:11,057 Leave us alone! 1384 01:36:11,142 --> 01:36:14,394 - Fuck you, motherfucker! - Fuck you! 1385 01:36:18,607 --> 01:36:21,443 Zoë! Zoë! Zoë! 1386 01:36:23,362 --> 01:36:24,529 Hold on! 1387 01:36:46,635 --> 01:36:48,011 - Zoë! - Zoë! 1388 01:36:52,099 --> 01:36:55,518 I don't want to die. 1389 01:36:56,687 --> 01:36:59,314 Look out! 1390 01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:28,510 Get ready to fly, bitch! 1391 01:37:32,389 --> 01:37:34,015 - Zoë! - Zoë, hold on! 1392 01:37:41,315 --> 01:37:44,025 He's right on your ass. He's right on your fucking ass. 1393 01:37:58,582 --> 01:37:59,582 Hey! 1394 01:37:59,667 --> 01:38:01,376 Whoo-hoo! 1395 01:38:01,460 --> 01:38:03,837 Hey, ladies! 1396 01:38:03,921 --> 01:38:05,880 That was fun! 1397 01:38:09,426 --> 01:38:12,303 Well, adios! 1398 01:38:12,388 --> 01:38:14,305 Ow! Fuck! 1399 01:38:15,724 --> 01:38:17,642 Shit! Fuck! 1400 01:38:18,894 --> 01:38:22,313 Ooh, I know I hit your ass! 1401 01:38:22,398 --> 01:38:24,732 Better run, motherfucker! 1402 01:38:31,031 --> 01:38:32,615 Bitch! 1403 01:38:47,798 --> 01:38:48,882 I'm okay! 1404 01:38:48,966 --> 01:38:52,802 Oh, shit! God damn it! 1405 01:38:52,887 --> 01:38:55,263 Oh, you fucking bitch! 1406 01:38:55,347 --> 01:38:57,265 Of course you are. Of course you are. 1407 01:38:57,349 --> 01:39:00,143 What was I thinking? 1408 01:39:00,227 --> 01:39:02,937 What was I thinking? Zoë the fucking cat! 1409 01:39:07,067 --> 01:39:09,068 Whew! That was a close one. 1410 01:39:12,406 --> 01:39:16,034 So, where's the maniac? 1411 01:39:16,118 --> 01:39:19,120 I shot him, and his punk-ass sped off. 1412 01:39:19,204 --> 01:39:21,456 You wanna go get him? 1413 01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:23,583 Oh, hell, yeah! 1414 01:39:23,667 --> 01:39:28,171 Honey, I think you might want to get out. 1415 01:39:28,255 --> 01:39:30,089 Fuck that shit. 1416 01:39:31,258 --> 01:39:33,217 Let's kill this bastard. 1417 01:39:35,846 --> 01:39:38,056 Okay, get your ass in the back. Let's go. 1418 01:39:39,975 --> 01:39:41,684 Fuck this mother... 1419 01:39:42,937 --> 01:39:45,271 - wait. - Where the fuck you going? 1420 01:39:45,356 --> 01:39:46,773 I'll be back. 1421 01:39:54,990 --> 01:39:57,325 Yeah, that'll smart. Sweet. Let's go. 1422 01:39:57,409 --> 01:40:01,162 Oh, fuck, yeah, bitch! Come on. Bring that shit. 1423 01:40:03,582 --> 01:40:05,583 Giddyap, Kim! 1424 01:40:12,841 --> 01:40:15,051 Yeah! 1425 01:40:36,407 --> 01:40:38,616 Ohhh! 1426 01:41:09,481 --> 01:41:13,443 Oh, why? Oh, no! 1427 01:41:19,616 --> 01:41:21,784 Ah, do it! 1428 01:41:22,161 --> 01:41:25,288 Do it! 1429 01:41:30,878 --> 01:41:33,463 Ohhhh, no! 1430 01:41:33,547 --> 01:41:35,673 No, no, no! 1431 01:41:35,758 --> 01:41:38,051 No, God... 1432 01:41:38,135 --> 01:41:40,887 All right, get it together. 1433 01:41:40,971 --> 01:41:42,722 Get it... Get it... 1434 01:41:42,806 --> 01:41:46,142 what are you... what are you... What are you gonna do? 1435 01:41:51,356 --> 01:41:53,066 Kick his ass, Zoë! 1436 01:41:54,818 --> 01:41:57,445 Hey, now I wanna play! 1437 01:41:57,529 --> 01:41:59,322 Fucking fuck you! 1438 01:41:59,406 --> 01:42:01,115 Where do you think you're fucking going? 1439 01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:03,117 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 1440 01:42:06,663 --> 01:42:08,831 Come here... 1441 01:42:15,130 --> 01:42:16,964 Go! 1442 01:42:23,180 --> 01:42:25,932 What's wrong with your ass now, motherfucking cocksucker? 1443 01:42:26,016 --> 01:42:27,183 I got your ass! 1444 01:42:32,689 --> 01:42:35,483 Oh, you gonna wiggle your ass at me? Gonna wiggle it at me? Oh, no. 1445 01:42:36,318 --> 01:42:40,696 Oh, don't like it up the ass, do ya, ya redneck lunatic bastard? 1446 01:42:42,116 --> 01:42:43,116 - Oh, yeah! - Hola, papi! 1447 01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:46,327 Bitch, I'm gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now! 1448 01:42:47,412 --> 01:42:51,499 Ow! I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road! 1449 01:42:53,168 --> 01:42:54,877 Boo-yah, bitch! 1450 01:42:59,883 --> 01:43:03,010 Did you just hit a boat? 1451 01:43:05,305 --> 01:43:07,306 Yeah, Kim, get him! 1452 01:43:07,391 --> 01:43:09,684 Get him, get him, get him! 1453 01:43:09,768 --> 01:43:12,770 Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker, move! 1454 01:43:14,648 --> 01:43:16,190 Move, motherfucker! 1455 01:43:16,275 --> 01:43:19,068 I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, motherfucker! 1456 01:43:27,661 --> 01:43:30,329 Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it. 1457 01:43:36,378 --> 01:43:39,019 Tapping that ass! Tapping that ass! Tapping it, tapping it, tapp... 1458 01:43:46,471 --> 01:43:47,513 Stupid bastard. 1459 01:43:58,108 --> 01:43:59,901 Shit. 1460 01:44:02,988 --> 01:44:05,531 Oh, you know I can't let you go... 1461 01:44:06,742 --> 01:44:09,202 without tapping that ass... 1462 01:44:09,286 --> 01:44:11,120 Oh, fuck me! 1463 01:44:11,205 --> 01:44:12,914 - One... - Kim? 1464 01:44:12,998 --> 01:44:15,041 - More... - Kim? 1465 01:44:15,125 --> 01:44:16,542 Time! 1466 01:44:16,627 --> 01:44:18,961 Boo-yah! 1467 01:44:22,633 --> 01:44:26,260 That's what the fuck I'm talking about, bitch! 1468 01:44:30,307 --> 01:44:31,724 Oh, shit. 1469 01:45:26,947 --> 01:45:29,115 Aw, come on! 1470 01:46:08,697 --> 01:46:11,866 Come on! 1471 01:46:11,950 --> 01:46:13,470 You thought you lost us, motherfucker. 1472 01:46:13,493 --> 01:46:15,661 We back, motherfucker. We back. 1473 01:46:15,746 --> 01:46:17,747 Who's got you now, bitch? 1474 01:46:20,167 --> 01:46:21,792 Shit. 1475 01:46:24,796 --> 01:46:26,005 Come on! 1476 01:46:26,089 --> 01:46:29,842 Here's Cha Cha! 1477 01:46:31,470 --> 01:46:33,804 You miss us, you lunatic bastard? 1478 01:46:33,889 --> 01:46:35,890 - I'm sorry! - What? 1479 01:46:35,974 --> 01:46:37,975 I didn't... I didn't mean anything! 1480 01:46:38,060 --> 01:46:40,311 I... I was just playing around! 1481 01:46:40,395 --> 01:46:44,732 - Oh, he was playing around. - He was just playing. 1482 01:46:44,816 --> 01:46:47,193 Well, I ain't playing with you! 1483 01:46:52,491 --> 01:46:55,701 Oh, look out, look out, look out! Oh! 1484 01:47:03,377 --> 01:47:05,378 Watch the sign! 1485 01:47:05,462 --> 01:47:07,713 Oh, shit! Aah! 1486 01:47:09,383 --> 01:47:11,133 - Whoa, Kim... - Oh, sh... 1487 01:47:11,218 --> 01:47:13,511 - Come on. - Don't run, don't run, motherfucker. 1488 01:47:13,595 --> 01:47:15,721 Don't run! Shit! 1489 01:47:22,896 --> 01:47:25,606 Whoa! 1490 01:47:25,690 --> 01:47:26,190 Yeah! 1491 01:47:31,905 --> 01:47:33,739 Yeah! 1492 01:47:33,824 --> 01:47:38,160 Jesus fucking Christ! It's about time! 1493 01:47:52,342 --> 01:47:55,136 - Go, Daddy, go. - Just go, go, go, go, go, go! 1494 01:47:57,055 --> 01:48:00,099 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end. 1495 01:48:00,183 --> 01:48:02,184 Please don't dead-end. 1496 01:48:02,269 --> 01:48:05,020 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end. 1497 01:48:05,105 --> 01:48:06,981 Please don't dead-end. 1498 01:48:07,065 --> 01:48:09,817 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end. 1499 01:48:09,901 --> 01:48:11,694 Oh, there the motherfucker is. 1500 01:48:11,778 --> 01:48:13,654 - Go, go, go, go! - Get him, get him, get him! 1501 01:48:13,738 --> 01:48:15,698 Ahh. 1502 01:48:33,258 --> 01:48:35,050 Help me! 1503 01:48:37,262 --> 01:48:39,930 Oh, help me! 1504 01:48:45,228 --> 01:48:47,229 Be careful! My right arm's broken! 1505 01:48:47,314 --> 01:48:48,939 This one? 1506 01:48:51,943 --> 01:48:53,319 Oh, you want some shit? 1507 01:48:53,403 --> 01:48:55,988 Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass. 1508 01:48:59,784 --> 01:49:01,535 You piece of shit. 1509 01:49:04,998 --> 01:49:06,248 Bitch! 1510 01:49:09,294 --> 01:49:14,381 Motherfucker! 1511 01:49:19,304 --> 01:49:20,596 Asshole! 1512 01:49:42,619 --> 01:49:43,819 - Come on, Abbie. - I got this.